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Robin D Laws is enjoying a nice Sun afternoon in Toronto

A neighbour plays loud music on some actual instrument

He gives it some time. Then goes over to the fence and asks him to pleae keep it down

"I only have to keep ot down at 10pm"

"But your ability to play music is horrible now"

True story :3
 
I lived in Parkdale for a few years. My next door neighbour was a Polish fellow, salt of the earth. He used to shovel my walkway for me when he did his, just automatically. And I don't think he was an alcoholic per se, but his Saturday afternoon routine was somewhat funny. There must have been some kind of Polish Radio Special on Saturday afternoons. I could see into his kitchen from my back room. Every Saturday afternoon, he put his Polish music on, cracked open a bottle of vodka, and sat drinking, in his undershirt, all afternoon. As the afternoon progressed, there was more and more singing (and he was no Pavarotti, LOL). It stopped, and I suspect he passed out, most of the vodka gone, in the early evening. I considered it amusing Saturday afternoon entertainment.
 
Delightful Life said:
Robin D Laws is enjoying a nice Sun afternoon in Toronto
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All these years of hearing the name and even reading some of his stuff and I never realized Robin was a Canuck until you made this remark and I checked. According to Wikipedia, he's originally from Orillia, Ontario and just a year older than me.

To non-geeks: Robin D. Laws is a highly respected author of tabletop roleplaying games and has also written some fiction over the years.
 
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure, they decided to just continue watching her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said, 'Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?' He hadn't and said so.
Then she said, 'Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing.'
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.
The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. "Well, is she selling drugs?' she asked excitedly. 'No, she's not,' he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
'Well, what is it then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked. The man grinned and said, 'She's a battery salesperson.'
'Batteries?' cried the wife.
'Yes!' he replied. 'She Sells C Cells down by the Seashore!'
 
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Life on Earth is just one big happy family...

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Alt text is: Grandma says that because of differences in primate and feline lifespans, the cat is actually my 17,000,000th cousin 14,000,000 time removed.
 
Mendalla said:
Life on Earth is just one big happy family...

family_reunion.png


Alt text is: Grandma says that because of differences in primate and feline lifespans, the cat is actually my 17,000,000th cousin 14,000,000 time removed.
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If mathematical codes are worked into logic ... that is defined as logic! The say the numbers cannot be wrong until encountering the abstract and then everything goes black ...
 
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