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Lizard brain is a difficult and baffling expression to those uninterested in thought, neurology and rheumatoid conditions! Thus much weeping ... it is what rheumatoid stands for ... and intelligence reins down as a given ... and runs off us due to our heritage ... that clinging to naivete?

It gives us that attribute of cranking orders ... vert Egos?
 
Thus the non agreeable side goes ... counterstroke!

Action/reaction foretold so be cautious with heavy handed Ness ... could cause a dark washout!

Thus the mysterious power of the unseen ... the sub dude?

He under the sink ... it is how it goes down!
 
Maybe more of a tongue twister than a joke, but still kind of fun.

A fly and a flea in a flue
were imprisoned; so what could they do?
Said the fly, 'Let us flee!'
Said the flea, 'Let us fly!'
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
 
All started by St Nick as he stuck his finger in a niche in his nose and knew it was time to rise ... like a house causing concern about the amazing grace of a whole house arising early due to levity before going to a heavy mass ...

Some hymns are really difficult for the rigid to get their head about ... given the primal mother gave birth to the first god ... in what way? Thus the demonic riddles of Sam' Son in glowing image of appearance out of nothing but prior darkness. And the curiosity remains about who had intercourse with whom and across what domain that would cause contentious discourse? Shekinah or Tiferet as the female spirit emerges from the experience of Zohar 'ng about with out a stitch to giggle about about nothing but a mystical experience involving mostly nothing ... filling a god-given vacancy? Those dark juiced powers and the rigidly illuminated fight over this ... and neither knows as they will not step over that thin red line ... or so they say. Evidence all about us may indicate difference creating schism and divine threads as separate lines of thought! Could be the a'damned eve Nin!

There is even a study that indicates 50% of all men were unfaithful and the woman deny it was then so actually entered into this penetrating cognizance?

I don't know either but it blows my mind the number of people that weren't there then and will tell you absolutely how it came to be ...

Perhaps a biblical err of magnificent proportion that spreads across Ireland as they know a good lie when encountered laid out ... and in all cereus condition ... a splash of blarney ... this progressed on to a rheumy condition that was anciently known by medicine men to cause weeping and sweating over the belief that birth was spontaneous ... when some collective of female spirits had the sol contention that the cause was mortal or limited spontaneity as it wasn't them!

In some lands where water is plenty they even notice the event and shout; "up she comes"! If the gift is not grasped the first time ... down she goes again in the sound ... sometimes known as a tickle or dill doe ... bitter in elle about the first failure ...

Repetition is gotten to be old hack and why you hear the old ones in church clearing their throats about the reading of bans ... when you know they suspect the fringe around the chimney has been stepped over ... possibly due to unconscious baiting in the Nietzsche 've time!

In short do women know what they do to men, or men know what they do women in a mutual loss of plots, schemes and opposing conspiracies' of the genes? Genes are possibly blind to the funny thing and thus the emanation of the term mean jinni ... for without thinking she knew what was ultimate and dark ...

It assists the story's continuance ... sometimes as laid out of a medium as papa roué's ... something for slow creeping rheids? And out of the mass of reids popped de U's ... and that's how U's come to be out of a "c" of vertigos ...

It is a virtue of blindness ... if we could see where else could we go? Thus a great deal of begetting and begon*ing ... the O-ring may be a dream of a snake from sky land ... you know how it goes ... Ouri a'nous? As we get older we deny and it sets free with ... fecundity and we gnaws IT!

If only we knew Beta in the initiation ... leading to transposition! With different arrangement ... transliteration? The fate of folk of letters ... better than numbered Dais ... for the myth must go on ... without the myth of psyche what would we think a' Dais NDs?

The lights went out in GEO Ghia silly ... and few knew any more than they did prior! It is the way with man-gods as they deal with kerygma of folk shouldn't know ... if they did nothing would happen ... curiosity would lapse ... demented? Put that in your notebook for just cause so you 'se won't forget ... and all of the above may be myth ... for how would we know if Noos is evil and eliminated ...
 
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The foregoing may cause some chimeric jives ... but if po lie understood it would all be lost in the partisan underground where the devil collects all ... that small point of gravity that causes weird rotations and spin! Also lapse ... and as you observe ... do you know who doesn't know?

It is tough to filter through ide ... as most is grossly dark and unseen ... as anything abstract which means there's something missing ... tis incomplete and it manifests in humanity ... the incarnate mist of psyche ... generating a condition of two negatives ... and we all know something will positively rise from that with a possibility of a ball and chain ... Ba'aL being attached to the wildest connections ... when actually someone put a foot where there was no bottom tuit! Expect tilde and overcoming waves a moonlight across the still waters ... ma ... they be rising! Shi kin I expect ... something will be towed ... after thoughts?

Group education is still restricted and expected to be further subject to efficiency as we lose whatever we had ... mental states? Pysche just isn't I'm told because the leaders never encountered it while in an emotional nebulae ... with a Nubian lass of vast abstract ... not a hue of laughter ... seriously! Sight unseen ... mental departure ...

There remains further curiosity of where this goes ....
 
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