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[Luce NDs]

Is fear a great part of politics, business and war industrialization? Does fear represent the presence of reason?

Stop and consider this as a mediated Ci 'n! Then IDo is a spinoff of Esperanto ... and who understands such stuff?

Ci 'dsaesar? I Cid ET ...

 

[You just never know]

Why don't mummies take vacations?
They don't like to unwind.

 

[You just never know]

M and T down, so now only WTF to go.

 

[Luce NDs]

Trump Clip on TV this AM: "I'm only interested in corruption ... not politics!"

How does one take such a funny boner? Stiffly!

 

[You just never know]

I'm starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse.

 

[Luce NDs]

Is adult supervision a kin to adultery and when thoughts stiffen up? Thus corn starching ... ith chin for the stars ...

 

[Redbaron]

I like the fine art of self-deprecation, but I'm not very good at it...

 

[Luce NDs]

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. --- Mark Twain!

Thus movers, shakers and dancers are required in the temple ... and great wanderers (gullivating)! Sometimes labelled albatrosses ...

 

[You just never know]

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

 

[Redbaron]

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

 

[Waterfall]

People say I'm condescending. ( That means I talk down to people)

 

[You just never know]

Don't you hate it when people use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

 

[Luce NDs]

Toss a good word into the hole ... use it to draw them out 've IT!

The reason remains un Claire ... as we're not in the clear yet! Do to self- denigration from previous laying on of the hands of guild!

Tis a love-hate chaos ... similar to BDSM ... practice by a number of folk that do not even know they are a pain to others ... and thus teaching them the pathee of forensic pathology!

 

[Luce NDs]

Did you know there is a test for psychopathy? It to is an unknown by those that wouldn't take it ... cognizantly ... so it creeps in the dark and mysterious dimensions ... twilight zones!

 

[Luce NDs]

Does polity, politics and extreme poles seem ridiculous, odd, funny or alien to your observations ... or just dark, mysterious and occult?

It seems a poorly observed science ... shadowy to say least in the humble sense!

 

[Ritafee]

Son: I want a new car.
Dad: Get a haircut.
Son: But Jesus had long hair.
Dad: Jesus walked everywhere.

 

[Redbaron]

Why did Beethoven hate chickens so much?




Because all they said was, "Bach! Bach! Bach!'

 

[You just never know]

Did you hear about the explosion at the French Cheese Factory?

All that was left was de Brie.

 

[Jaebius]

Did you hear about the explosion at the French Cheese Factory?

All that was left was de Brie.

Such a gouda time.

 

[Ritafee]

Someone suggested a joke thread...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/14k84z