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Kimmio said:
I just saw a message on a sidewalk sign outside of a trendy clothing and home accessory store downtown. I thought might be advertising a sale; instead it said: "I just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly the dog isn't doing his chores."

Funny sign. Advertising nothing. It also happens to be near a weed store. That sign, then, makes total sense.
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As you see there was nothing to it but the wrinkle ... GOD was bored ... thus diversity as schismed ... and something split ...
 
Every weekday, at exactly 5:03 p.m., Dr. Kendall would go to the bar next to his office. His practice done for the day, he would relax with a hazelnut daiquiri, which was the bar's specialty. He had done this, for so many years, so consistently, that Zach, the bartender, would have it ready for him when he arrived.
Imagine Zach's horror, one day, to discover that the few hazelnuts he had were rotted! As it was approaching 4:55, he had no time to go get new hazelnuts, but he did find some hickory nuts that were suitable for use.
When Dr. Kendall arrived, and sipped his drink, he made eye contact with Zach, and said, 'Something's different about this drink.
Zach blushed, and replied, yes sir, there is. We ran out of hazelnuts... so this... is a... hickory daiquiri, Doc.
 
Redbaron said:
Every weekday, at exactly 5:03 p.m., Dr. Kendall would go to the bar next to his office. His practice done for the day, he would relax with a hazelnut daiquiri, which was the bar's specialty. He had done this, for so many years, so consistently, that Zach, the bartender, would have it ready for him when he arrived.
Imagine Zach's horror, one day, to discover that the few hazelnuts he had were rotted! As it was approaching 4:55, he had no time to go get new hazelnuts, but he did find some hickory nuts that were suitable for use.
When Dr. Kendall arrived, and sipped his drink, he made eye contact with Zach, and said, 'Something's different about this drink.
Zach blushed, and replied, yes sir, there is. We ran out of hazelnuts... so this... is a... hickory daiquiri, Doc.
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Sounds like it came from somewhere green ...
 
You just never know said:
I had some youngerberry wine yesterday.

It's like elderberry wine but a lot sharper! ;)
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Don't bet on it ... sit in the rear benches and say something like that to those shoved back there ...

The nature of Uncertainty Principle extends beyond science into theory and literal modes ... where some are fixated!

Thus theo logical dissonance about what we really don;t know ... out of the question ... Into The Mystery? Thus strange mythologies ...
 
Oa' fore flux sake ... light reflects en Mass! Humans absorb a small proportion ... thus unconscious process!

Some needed in hard law peddled by staunch arch type ...
 
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Two elderly women friends met for their weekly coffee at Tim's. As they took off their coats and sat down, Hilda noticed that Gladys had a suppository in her ear. When Hilda pointed this out to her, Gladys said,

" So where's my hearing aid?.."

(Ducks and runs)
 
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