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"All else being equal, when a man and woman disagree, the man will be right 50% of the time."
--Brett Weinstein
 
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,

"Say. Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath!"

The drunk muttered in response, ''Well, I'll be damned,''

He then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized, saying, "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, ''Oh, I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.''
 
Inannawhimsey said:
"I was so surprised at being born that I didn't speak for a year and a half"
Gracie Allen
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A gift of grace ... can you imagine the spouting of questions at that stage? Tis a given considering what the entrance to this indeterminate space presents to those that arrive knowing what they don't know ... everything?
 
Medicated ointments as an unguent contains extract of eucalyptus ... an Ephraim compound that effects the opioid receptors in the mighty con rial sheath ... a small overlooked item ...

Few are respestive of small things ... thus they slip by under the horizon ... big-man small man conflict?
 
An artist friend who leans towards celtic mythology ... gave me a image of what could be Mephistopheles, or a drag 'n truth ... and labelled it with the Welsh word for the duck-E ... that translates to daffydas ... or even a hidden beauty in the mental pool ... will dip in an instant to avoid high flighers ... flickers as flash or extended virtue? When virtue dons ...

Grin and bear it as unusual in a world of the other ... I'm not to say it according to some legalese ...
 
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