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We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance. At one point, our minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the day. He began by asking them, "Does anyone know what the bishop does?"

There was silence. But finally, one little boy answered gravely, "He’s the one you can move diagonally."
 
Light bulb?

Small darker seed as in Inde & Rice ... y'Hummy! Assists in warming the innards with adequate operation of the viscera ... some catalyst helpful ... thus cholesterol fits the situation with limits ... a mortal conclusion?
 
paradox3 said:
We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance. At one point, our minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the day. He began by asking them, "Does anyone know what the bishop does?"

There was silence. But finally, one little boy answered gravely, "He’s the one you can move diagonally."
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Bishop diagonal ... high pot in Nous ... by conversion theory ... POTUS? Again it is just a word without the Roman Levy!
 
KayTheCurler said:
The children were called up to the front of the church on Easter morning. The minister asked them if they knew what the word resurrection meant. One little boy piped up "I don't exactly know what it means, but I do know if you have one for four hours you should go to the hospital."
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Thus a means for that de construction ... Florence Night in Gael (with AI on alternate morphine)? As' crow 'd sol is as good as stupefied ... dark and flighty is all that is needed ... thus thoughts depart ... tis a scion!
 
Mendalla said:
In our UU hymn book, many of the hymns are new or adapted lyrics to Protestant hymn tunes and I sometimes sing the traditional words out of habit when it is a hymn we used to sing in my family church.
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Even with the VU inclusive language rewrites I sometimes do this. It tells me I go back a long way with the hymn. Ditto for when I know a verse or passage from the Bible in the words of the KJV.

Q. Why did the chicken take her Bible across the road?

A. Why do chickens do anything?
 
You just never know said:
Ha ha so true, if I don't like the next verse I make up my own verse to sing. :ROFLMAO:
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Lo ordin antes ... le me draw out a song to sing to impress those that do not believe in indi-go's creations ... one needs to lift some spirits to escape the heavy handed Emmanuel sorts ... they believe all things are done physically ... metaphysical ... as thought is denied ... eliminated as eL-is ... a fore runner to well you know that story as a singular item: mon alise-a'?

Chi (X) was a an exemplary Belle ... and thus some call was experienced ... druid encounter?
 
You know what I miss most from the older hymns? The use of thee and thou; it's a subtle reminder of the real grammatical difference between you and thee, the impersonal versus the intimate. I often sub them back into the old hymns...
 
We went to Crazy Dad;s home yesterday and a large group were singing

Church in the Wildwood. They really were belting it out. Maybe that's where our churches make

a mistake - old hymns - everyone sings.
 
BetteTheRed said:
Oh, the memories that come from the old hymns, absolutely. I really like Richard Bott's (and others) new words to old hymns.
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Ever hear The Churches One Foundation to the tune of The Wabash Cannonball? It's a moving sphere of sound ... Yo Semite Sam can vouch for that gut feeling ...

You know that Semite is just and ancient word for icon ... kind 've iconic to words passed and past ... alluding to uncertainty at least ...
 
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