Poop Cafe

[Luce NDs]

Was there some bi-law in Toronto that the café could not be called S**t Café?

For a little "bit" they could call it chit or chad ...

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

Why Does Poop Stink?

If I was given poop pills to save my life I don't think I'd question it (maybe better if they give them some fancy name). On a day to day basis, the smell of poop is gross. Gardens fertilized with fresh manure in the hot summer stinks. Stepping in dog poop carries the stink around on your shoes. Cleaning it off literally makes me dry-heave. To clean a cat litter box - I am prone to wasting kitty litter because I just prefer to hold my breath and dump the whole thing out in one fell swoop. My roommate used to scoop and conserve regularly but I think she just didn't notice how bad the apartment smelled like cat waste sometimes - eminating from the bathroom into the front hall. It's gross. Our own, requires putting on the bathroom fan and warning housemates and guest to wait a few minutes before going in there - at least, I think that's the courteous thing to do.

I do think it's instinctual - it is for most animals.

 

[Luce NDs]

Mellowed or aged man-hours ... (manors?) allow the pathogens to disperse while a ghost of thought remains ... thus spooked castles! Biological higher lives carry on ... in critical colonies!

 

[Luce NDs]

This is such a relief to the drumped up chit ...

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

@crazyheart they probably don't want to be known as the shittiest cafe in Toronto. Or, maybe they do.

 

[Delightful Life]

Burning Ring of Fire

 

[Luce NDs]

Burning Ring of Fire

The pacific or pacifist round ...

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

And I hate pooping in public bathrooms, or in the office bathroom. Sometimes my "clock" cannot be planned accordingly, however. I do find it embarrassing and inconvenient. If you've gotta go you've gotta go. I held up a Starbucks bathroom with a line-up outside the door once. A woman was telling me to hurry. I haven't been back to that starbuck's since. That's my personal "poop Cafe" that I avoid. Probably TMI.

 

[Luce NDs]

Most humble people hate to raise a stink in community ... there are rich exceptions !

Gives rise to stinking satire of thought ... not as it appears, or incarnate (not transported Nathan)! Of course everyone knows Nathan is an old mot for wisdom ... ancient as 'elle!

That's Ur ...

 

[Waterfall]

And I hate pooping in public bathrooms, or in the office bathroom. Sometimes my "clock" cannot be planned accordingly, however. I do find it embarrassing and inconvenient. If you've gotta go you've gotta go. I held up a Starbucks bathroom with a line-up outside the door once. A woman was telling me to hurry. I haven't been back to that starbuck's since. Probably TMI.

Just for you:

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

Just for you:

That's a real product. I've seen it in stores!

 

[Luce NDs]

Always wondered about the Blue Girl Scheme/theme/conspiracy!

 

[Waterfall]

I know and the commercials are hilarious.

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

That's a real product. I've seen it in stores!

I've missed so much, not watching TV very often!

 

[Delightful Life]

I'm not surprised when the Lord's is like a horse stall but am still surprised when the Ladie's is like a visit by Carpenter's the Thing...

And don't get me started on depth charges...ugh constipation...

 

[Ritafee]

YouTube
And this is why I try to stay away from the Wonder Cafe ... had I not looked in here today I would have already transferred some raspberry shoots to the other side of the out house but instead I am making bad videos ... this one is called Please Wait to be Seated ... On the Menu ... Raspberry A La Poop.

If you've gotta go you've gotta go. I held up a Starbucks bathroom with a line-up outside the door once. A woman was telling me to hurry. I haven't been back to that starbuck's since. That's my personal "poop Cafe" that I avoid. Probably TMI.

Perhaps you could benefit from some s**t or get off the pot behavior modification therapy.

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

YouTube
And this is why I try to stay away from the Wonder Cafe ... had I not looked in here today I would have already transferred some raspberry shoots to the other side of the out house but instead I am making bad videos ... this one is called Please Wait to be Seated ... On the Menu ... Raspberry A La Poop.



Perhaps you could benefit from some s**t or get off the pot behavior modification therapy.

What's wrong? You seem grumpy. Are you feeling a little backed-up today? Need to eat some bran? This thread was started in humour - you got all serious and turned it into a lecture on Eco-poo.

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

@monk go tend to your raspberries. I commend you and respect your labour of love. Seriously.

Now...as for behaviour modification therapy - maybe that more aptly applies to the person telling me to hurry up. It didn't help to rush me. I'll give no more details.

 

[Ritafee]

But did you like the video?

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

Yes, nice video. If that's your garden, it's lovely. And nobody has to wait in an "emergency", I see. My apologies for not watching it until now.