Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Mendalla]

70% of our planet is water that isn't carbonated.
Therefore our planet is flat.

That logic almost make more sense than what we hear from the actual Flat-Earthers.

 

[Luce NDs]

This divides the populace into the whetted and British Humour groups that are somewhat dry ... maybe because of the dehydrating Scotch ...

 

[ninj]

 

[Mendalla]

THose Picard-Riker Trek memes are hilarious.

 

[Redbaron]

I asked an elderly woman once why she was walking along with two very long French fries.
She said, "They're McCains!!"

 

[ninj]

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism
It's a light sentence that gives them time to reflect.

 

[Luce NDs]

Extenuating ... is the OCH m'n stretch ...

 

[ninj]

 

[ninj]

A new airplane has been developed that will not crash. Made from rubber polymers, it will only bounce.
The craft was invented by Boeing, Boeing Boeing

 

[ninj]

 

[Luce NDs]

Are roll-ups like couches or roaches? Intermediate stage between the egg and the flies? So many deny means ... the pain of what bug syah is sion ... symbiotic sigh ... thus chaos over understanding of The Lord of the Flies ... golden fleecing ... price of mystery!

"What's that for" ... a quest that goes on as not gathered!

 

[ninj]

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $4.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

 

[Luce NDs]

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $4.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Indeterminate differences gone as tray? Small plate ... dis cuss ...

 

[ninj]

@Mendalla

 

[ninj]

 

[Redbaron]

I bought a 12-year-old whiskey the other day.

His mom was NOT impressed.

 

[Luce NDs]

Was that smooth, slick, or just greasy metaphor? Spirit from years ago ... some things mature in Magi ... de wood?

 

[ninj]

The only thing Flat Earthers fear,
Is sphere itself

 

[ninj]

Everyone knows about the famous painter Bob Ross
But few have heard about his Albert who was famous for his six foot wingspan.

 

[Mendalla]

Everyone knows about the famous painter Bob Ross
But few have heard about his Albert who was famous for his six foot wingspan.

That joke is going to be hanging around your neck for a while I think.