Mendalla
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So, the conventional wisdom is that you don't shine a laser in your eye. However, there are exceptions to that, namely laser eye surgery. So, some lucky doctor gets to violate conventional wisdom and shine a laser in my eye.
Why, you ask? Well, rather than getting my cataracts done in hospital, I am getting it done at the local laser eye centre. Which means I am also getting my lenses replaced with premium intraocular lenses that may reduce or eliminate some of my need for glasses. I have been wearing glasses, including fairly thick, heavy left lenses, for close to 50 years now so that will be quite a change if this goes as well as they claim. At the very least, losing the f-ing cataracts will fix my current vision, which looks rather like being out in a heavy fog if I close my good eye (left is much worse than the right).
It's another example of how this s-f fan finds himself living in an s-f world. Maybe not quite the s-f world that people wrote about in classic s-f, but definitely a world that has been transformed, for both better and worse, by science and technology. Laser eye surgery and premium IOLs fall under the better part, by the way.
So, the ape may be scarce for a bit next week depending on how things go but, fear not, it's all so I can keep seeing the world.
Why, you ask? Well, rather than getting my cataracts done in hospital, I am getting it done at the local laser eye centre. Which means I am also getting my lenses replaced with premium intraocular lenses that may reduce or eliminate some of my need for glasses. I have been wearing glasses, including fairly thick, heavy left lenses, for close to 50 years now so that will be quite a change if this goes as well as they claim. At the very least, losing the f-ing cataracts will fix my current vision, which looks rather like being out in a heavy fog if I close my good eye (left is much worse than the right).
It's another example of how this s-f fan finds himself living in an s-f world. Maybe not quite the s-f world that people wrote about in classic s-f, but definitely a world that has been transformed, for both better and worse, by science and technology. Laser eye surgery and premium IOLs fall under the better part, by the way.
So, the ape may be scarce for a bit next week depending on how things go but, fear not, it's all so I can keep seeing the world.