Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Luce NDs]

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Is that related to satire or connected to pun as pun kin and a great rising in the field of vines??

As these things are rumored to occur at night ... is it obscure och Eire antes?

It remains inky and thus dark and cloudy dreams ...

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Luce NDs]

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Is that our Och mon?

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Luce NDs]

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Will ASAP wash well in other surroundings ... like gritty?

 

[Redbaron]

I just got a new job at the bicycle assembly plant.

I'm their new spokesperson.

 

[L84Dnr]

The Real Reason We Have An Angel On Top Of The Christmas Tree

Many Christmasses ago things were going poorly at the North Pole. The elves were on strike and the reindeer had caught hoof and mouth disease, so Santa called in the angels to help with Christmas. Unfortunately, angels are not exceptional toy makers. Everybody was running around at cross-purposes and making an already bad situation worse. Santa was getting very frustrated when one angel asked, "Santa, where do you want me to stick this Christmas tree?"

 

[ninj]

 

[Luce NDs]

Stereo typical ... but not for those without depth perception in the back of the templar zone ... occult place?

Many just can't see it ... thus must be demon ish satyr ... deep wood s tuff! Ka Li Jah ...

 

[Redbaron]

What did Fifty Cents do when he was hungry?

58.

 

[Luce NDs]

Now we have a condition in which a look into space time may be launched ... there are guilty pasts that would wish they wouldn't look there ... they could catch the pas with pan-Z down ... naught symbol-IHC they claim ... orphans without cause? Base crap ... Ba stirred ...

 

[ninj]

 

[ninj]

 

[BetteTheRed]

Sure, but am I the only one who has never seen eggs benedict garnished with slices of green olive?

 

[ninj]

Someone who has never actually had them...green olives....yuk.
Photoshopped, no doubt.
Now here's where you find good "Oeufs Benedictine" in my neighbourhood.

 

[BetteTheRed]

I don't mind green olives, but on pizza, not on eggs benny...

 

[Mendalla]

Never had eggs benedict but traditionally not a fan of olives on anything, though I have mellowed on them, esp. black olives in something like a Greek salad.

Joke tax poking fun at the latest Roland Emmerich disaster epic:

 

[Luce NDs]

Impact Tous US!

 

[Redbaron]

I called my local radio station this morning, and a voice replied, 'Congratulations! You are our first caller, you have a chance to win our grand prize! By the way, the question you have to answer is a math problem. Is that OK?'

I replied, 'Hey, I majored in mathematics! I teach math at the local high school! Bring it on!'

'Great!' the voice replied. 'Now, to win our Grand Prize, which is 2 VIP tickets to see Justin Bieber in concert, and to meet Justin Bieber backstage after the show, your question is, How much is two plus two?'

I thought for a second, then replied, 'Seven.'

 

[Luce NDs]

On the 7th Dais one just have to come down ... so you can avoid that item!