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Redbaron said:
I like the colour purple. In fact, I like it as much as red and blue combined.
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Good Lord ... peep-oleh-eaters? Consuming nothing ... twas nothing to it ...

A'kin to voids on the page ... black shapes that befuddle those without understanding of metaphysics of aphorism ... tis strange in deed! What they can do to mind ... in the non existential stage ... denied thought? Emotional folk without thought ... I.E. denied intellect?

Generating darkness in theis 'ole ... bottom end?
 
Inannawhimsey said:
Why didn't Karl Marx inherit a sense of humor like his brother Groucho?

He did but it had to be distributed to those with less comedy than him

(intro by jstohler
punch line by avenger1011000 )
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What is co median a paired middle in! Could be a jamb'n … like putting thoughts as whetted in an arid space … sharpie as a wrinkled dogma?
 
Inannawhimsey said:
if spider webs r made by spiderz

what makes cobwebs???
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English corn laws ... at loss? Some loas may be required for planting ... that's the dirt on initiation at the beginning of the cycle ... someone just had to do it again ... thus repetition of learning ... pede a trix? Similar to doc Taurus ... goring glares ... incipient leers no canon just bull! When enough bull is out is there time for virtue? Thus we are cued into coed ... a dark code ... that flash of unknowing! After that the mind suffers from the dusting and webbing of ole things ... allowing for missing parts ... the E-dimension as choqan ... like jill-bolted as impact to head Mon ... the experience of loosing it?

Are you missing thoughts that fell through the networking as small in sects? Could be a bug s Tory! Toreador ... threshold opening event ... torrid generating further sweats ...!

Thus this Terre in space ... dirt looking for what' Miss NG? Some haven't note Ide IT! Note de tome was closed ... Rome & antics ... and the book was burned, branded and marked up ... inflation? Swell Terre in ... turtles all the way to the foundations ...

What a' time in the green Vale ... discovery of what comes of nothing ... ecce ... once meant be hold ... but we lost grip due to non response ...

Watch cloe 's fore the icons ... there's something to those dark marks ... passing bites?
 
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(Warning: Smutty joke ahead. Proceed with caution.)

A man came home from Heinz and said "I've been fired."

"Why?" his wife asked, aghast.

"I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer."

The wife looked even more horrified.

"What happened?"

"She got fired, too."

(Stolen, and slightly rewritten, from a tweet).
 
These are not as smutty if you don;t know what a fanny or randi one is in English traditions of the past ...

Then you really could be in a pickle ... like Tom ... browned off with great doubt!
 
Not sure if this xkcd really belongs here. It's as profound as it is funny.

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Some folk avoid adepts as beyond civilized intercourse ... public shafting of the neighbors? Tis popular it appears ...
 
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