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Sometimes I forget to finish my.
Sometimes I forget to finish my.
Here's a seasonal joke
It was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, 5-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds. Johnny asked them what they were for.
"People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by," his father told him.
"Wouldn't you know it," Johnny fumed, "the one Sunday I don't go and he shows up."
Q: What do we need to do when it's raining cats and dogs?
A: Walk around the poodles.
Interesting how variations on some of these jokes circulate.