Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[You just never know]

What do you call the security outside the Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

 

[Luce NDs]

More sentient about what we shouldn't a' done?

 

[You just never know]

A patient bursts into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I believe I’m a deck of cards!”


The Doctor calmly replies, “Go sit in the waiting room, I’ll be dealing with you later.”

 

[Luce NDs]

A patient bursts into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I believe I’m a deck of cards!”


The Doctor calmly replies, “Go sit in the waiting room, I’ll be dealing with you later.”

Is that a politic clown? Like prodigal they find themselves around all the time ...

 

[You just never know]

On my way into work I wasn’t paying attention and rear ended a car at the traffic light.

The driver got out and turns out he was a dwarf.

He said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

 

[Inukshuk]

1. Going to bed early
2. Not leaving my house
3. Not going to a party

My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.

 

[Inukshuk]

'dammit I'm mad' is 'dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards

 

[Hilary]

On my way into work I wasn’t paying attention and rear ended a car at the traffic light.

The driver got out and turns out he was a dwarf.

He said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

I didn't realise that I was on the joke thread when I saw this. What a relief!

 

[Mendalla]

On my way into work I wasn’t paying attention and rear ended a car at the traffic light.

The driver got out and turns out he was a dwarf.

He said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

"Tyrion Lannister," he replied, "You are so screwed, buddy."

 

[paradox3]

Q: How many internet trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one. But he won't actually change the light bulb until you start ignoring him.

 

[Luce NDs]

If the light is screw fitted ... may be against the no dance rules ... a roué's?

 

[You just never know]

I used to be in a band. We were called “Lost Dog.” You probably saw our posters.

 

[Luce NDs]

I used to be in a band. We were called “Lost Dog.” You probably saw our posters.

Post Eire err? He hoo ... what's last? Tis the quest IONs ... to be unravelled in the world of chaos ... here and now if you ask me ... truth is rare in the demiurge to be good in success!

 

[You just never know]

Hey Luce, maybe you and Jae should start a band called Demiurge Be Good!

 

[Luce NDs]

Hey Luce, maybe you and Jae should start a band called Demiurge Be Good!

I'D spell it Bigodds ... that it couldn't bee seen by those denying men in abstract !

Would be a short toone ...

 

[Mendalla]

Did you hear about the new church for people who can't sit still?

It's the Roamin' Catholics.

 

[Waterfall]

 

[Inukshuk]

For all those making pancakes tomorrow.

 

[Mendalla]

For all those making pancakes tomorrow.

Brilliant. First time I have seen a recipe written using a Venn diagram.

 

[Luce NDs]

Quite seminal with pasties ...