revsdd
Well-Known Member
While it is true that we are responsible for a wee fire at the White House in 1814, I don't know if we would be able to stop the Russians.
We seem to have our hands full with those upstart Danes who want our beloved Hans Island all to themselves.
I suspect we would politely ask the Russians to wait patiently in Alaska until we finally put paid to the Scandinavian churls who keep littering our island with their very bland red and white flag (compared to our majestic red and white flag) and their weak alcohol (compared to our noble brew).
And if the Ruskies declined not to wait, well, they better stay off the ice or we shall thrash them soundly.
I completely forgot the Hans Island dispute. Yes. We must humble the Danes first, of course.