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Ja Sous is an understudy of this aboriginal BS! The word was rendered down to Ja suis or Je suis and later J'suit allowing for fat burning in the beyond to keep the lights on in the dark sky!

I'm told that even Descartes borrowed it to lighten thought about how he was ... to the response I think ... I am! The Gospel of John used I am in several instances to declare I am the light, the vine, the life of the party because of He brewing wine ... in the light of processes that were at the time ... not understood!

All this is fertile theory ... needing some subsequence ... later know as quiescent ... and the silence moreover that went on in the night sky ... perquisite? Beliefs in perfection are like that ... a real riot as the diabolic human types that actually think and comprehend what theories degrade into ... dangerous to criminal corporealization! This happens though individuals are encouraged not to believe such plots ...

It would be funny if not so sad how people would be taken into believing that ... suck in ... get your breath!
 
I once knew a man that his wife didn't like the name barb ... preferring barb Ara as an extension to Ares ... rather catching type of device ... there the dissonance took off!

Behind that a fantastic story of an up bringing ...
 
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Can't find the attribution
Seems to be a folk joke

Schrodinger, Heisenberg and Ohm are all on a roadtrip and they are zooming down a highway on a summer night. Heisenberg is driving, Schrodinger is riding shotgun and Ohm is in the back-seat tinkering with the light. They get pulled over for speeding.

The officer walks over to the driver's side and asks: "do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg retorts, "no, but I do know our location"

Confused, the officer says, "You were going 95 mph in a 70 zone"

"Great now we are lost" moans Heisenberg.

At this moment, the officer notices a weird smell coming from the back of the car. He asks them to pop open the boot and has a look. Inside he sees the corpse of a decomposing cat.

Disgusted, he yells out "Do you know you have a dead cat in your boot?"

"Well we know now a**hole" responds Schrodinger.

By now this is getting too crazy and the officer calls in backup to arrest the trio. Schrodinger and Heisenberg comply. Ohm resists.
 
glasses no GIF
 
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