Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[ninj]

 

[ninj]

 

[Luce NDs]

Haul a Pin Yous? Hotz Tuff ... like pans ... yet some hop right out ... Jumped-up said my grand dad ... subtle line, Leon ... it gets darker ...

 

[Redbaron]

People ask me why I prefer to be a math teacher, rather than an English teacher.

I tell them, "Fractions speak louder than verbs."

 

[Luce NDs]

People ask me why I prefer to be a math teacher, rather than an English teacher.

I tell them, "Fractions speak louder than verbs."

Shattering ... giving shards to scrape off what flew! Information is like that alien matter ... deserves brighter questions ...

 

[ninj]

 

[Luce NDs]

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Kind of waspish like hymenoptria ... and the sting is on ... Bald faced ones come in black and white!

 

[ninj]

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Is this stool taken?"

(Ducks and runs)

 

[Luce NDs]

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Is this stool taken?"

(Ducks and runs)

A movement is born!

 

[Redbaron]

Like many other people, I like to sing in the car.
But I only sing in reverse gear.


I'm a back-up singer.

 

[ninj]

 

[ninj]

 

[Luce NDs]

Kay leapt to what? Provides an option of A' gap EH! What's the gap ... with the "A" in place it could be a negative and something is plugged ...

 

[Mendalla]

Yeesh. Two weeks with no jokes. Here's some cute New Year's humour from xkcd. Might take a moment for it to sink in.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Reminds me of the Himalayan Pink Rock Salt that is "3.5 million years in the making" but expires in Mar 2025...

 

[Nebulous]

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

 

[Redbaron]

Someone said that the word 'icy' was easy to spell.
Now that I look at it, I see why.

 

[Luce NDs]

Someone said that the word 'icy' was easy to spell.
Now that I look at it, I see why.

Get some grip they say ... especially when up there ... roue north?

 

[KayTheCurler]

An old man's family was concerned about his forgetfulness. They didn't take any action until he ate some tulip bulbs because he thought they were onions. Needless to say this meant a trip to the ER where he was admitted for multiple tests. The old man stayed in the hospital for a long time and started to get bored. He asked the doctor when he could get out and enjoy some fresh air. The doctor replied "In the spring".

 

[Redbaron]

What did the snowman sing to the snowwoman?

"I only have ice for you."