Someone suggested a joke thread............................
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KayTheCurler
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When life throws something at you is it unethical to duck so it lands on someone else?
It may depend, then it may not; many of these determinate things are mostly indeterminant for reason unknown ... humans generally would rather not know ... so you cannot eliminate the chances ...
A stated in Shakespearean English ... the spin is: "to be or not?" Seems it is beyond us ... as we're not there as yet!
Some people firmly believe in the definite nature of word ... I'm not ... word appears to evolve as an incarnate ... thus everything is covered ... and no one is sure about nothing! That's indeterminate ... it can change without you even being sentient of it ... mortals cannot be everywhere ... by definition of limited ... no matter how spelt, or hex'd!
All that will remain is the story of a mythical ongoing end ... as it hasn't caught up yet ... due to past concerns and worries that precedence demands ignorance on ... thus hangers on like participles! Some get real upset over their placement ... complexity abounds overcoming simplicity!
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ID'll pass ... another Yeoman is turned ... that's a page buoyed in literature ... for Thebe-o-ids say tyrants of naivete ... having a fete ... Ci Fanni ... Finis?
There's more but latent ... initiated on a dark and stormy ... Occitan region? Occult! Sacred as those Norman Caves ... stuff needing redon ...
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Redbaron
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Larry Lobster and Sam Clam were best friends. They did everything together. The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good.
Larry and Sam did so much together that they even died together.
Larry went to heaven and Sam went to hell.
Larry was doing well in heaven and one day St. Peter came up to him and said, “Larry, you know you are the nicest lobster we ever had up here. Everyone likes you but you seem to be a bit depressed.
Tell me what is bothering you, maybe I can help.”
Larry said, “Well, don’t get me wrong Pete, I like it up here and everything, but I really miss my good friend Sam Clam. We used to do everything together and I really miss him a lot.”
St. Peter looked at Larry with pity and said to him, “I tell you what, I can arrange it so that you can go down to hell tomorrow and visit Sam all day. How would that sound?”
This made Larry very happy and he got up bright and early the next morning and grabbed his wings, his harp, and his halo and got in the elevator to hell. When the doors opened he was met by Sam. The hugged each other and they were off. You see in Hell Sam owned a disco. The spent the day there together and had a great time. At the end of the day Larry and Sam went back to the elevator together said their goodbyes and Larry got back in the elevator and went up to heaven. He stepped off the elevator and was greeted by St. Peter who blocked the doorway to heaven. He looked at Larry and said, “Larry Lobster, didn’t you forget something?”
Larry looked around and said, “No, I don’t think so I have my halo and my wings.”
St. Peter looked at him and said, “Yes, but what about your harp?” Larry gasped and said, “I Left My Harp in Sam Clam’s Disco.”
Larry and Sam did so much together that they even died together.
Larry went to heaven and Sam went to hell.
Larry was doing well in heaven and one day St. Peter came up to him and said, “Larry, you know you are the nicest lobster we ever had up here. Everyone likes you but you seem to be a bit depressed.
Tell me what is bothering you, maybe I can help.”
Larry said, “Well, don’t get me wrong Pete, I like it up here and everything, but I really miss my good friend Sam Clam. We used to do everything together and I really miss him a lot.”
St. Peter looked at Larry with pity and said to him, “I tell you what, I can arrange it so that you can go down to hell tomorrow and visit Sam all day. How would that sound?”
This made Larry very happy and he got up bright and early the next morning and grabbed his wings, his harp, and his halo and got in the elevator to hell. When the doors opened he was met by Sam. The hugged each other and they were off. You see in Hell Sam owned a disco. The spent the day there together and had a great time. At the end of the day Larry and Sam went back to the elevator together said their goodbyes and Larry got back in the elevator and went up to heaven. He stepped off the elevator and was greeted by St. Peter who blocked the doorway to heaven. He looked at Larry and said, “Larry Lobster, didn’t you forget something?”
Larry looked around and said, “No, I don’t think so I have my halo and my wings.”
St. Peter looked at him and said, “Yes, but what about your harp?” Larry gasped and said, “I Left My Harp in Sam Clam’s Disco.”
BetteTheRed
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That was totally the worst ever. We need a "groan" emoticon.
There's a similar ballad about a Cape Breton sol going to heaven, on a break from heaven he burnt out 3 blast furnaces in the depths of the story about bell ADs ... something more to harp on ...
Thus best when red into ...