Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Luce NDs]

You won the thread. You won all the threads. Not only brilliant, but quite original.

Oh come on ... its just a story about a human with a hole in his upper extremities ...

 

[BetteTheRed]

Shamelessly stolen from Facebook (I believe from Northwind, actually, lol).

 

[ninj]

 

[Luce NDs]

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Mercuric like that toxic snake that toxifies emotes ... then what? Brae in dead form ...

 

[ninj]

Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal until the pressure got to him.

 

[Redbaron]

Apparently Hollywood studios are considering a remake of 'The Wizard of Oz,' as told by Dorothy's dog.

They're going to call it 'Toto Recall.'

 

[Luce NDs]

Mortals do not accept recall thus lost thought in sol as collective departure ...

Consider fallacy of economics inUS! Inus cent? Penny worth ... small values for the contra form ... alter? Sad humour as Haggai ...

 

[Redbaron]

If this career choice hadn't worked out, I would have gone into honey production.

That was my plan bee.

 

[Luce NDs]

Something to beta pon? The pon is the enigmatic item on the end of the brain ... there is a news item that a transplant was done ... thus transliteration of the edifice ... to fascist!

 

[ninj]

This morning, I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash behind him.
I thought it must be hard walking with a pulled mussel.

 

[Luce NDs]

The unsinkable Molly .. requires a lift by times ...

 

[ninj]

A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6.
He seemed irritated when I answered: "Kindergarten".

 

[Redbaron]

I have a great fear of overly complicated office building collections. It’s a complex complex complex.

 

[Luce NDs]

I have a great fear of overly complicated office building collections. It’s a complex complex complex.

Could that be rendered to Sophia as something else again? Iconic ...

 

[ninj]

I never finish anything.
I have a black belt in partial arts.

 

[ninj]

I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale, $1. Volume stuck on full."

I thought, "I can't turn that down."

 

[Redbaron]

She was only a humble moonshiner, but he loved her still.

 

[paradox3]

Q. How does a cucumber become a pickle?

A. It goes through a jarring experience

 

[Redbaron]

I'm going shopping for buttons, zippers, and Velcro.

I'm looking for some kind of closure.

 

[Luce NDs]

Chloe's domain ... crushing? See how some fit into den ham's ...