Someone suggested a joke thread............................

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Does a joke thread string along a connection like a tragic comedy as temporal war E' roses as th' orny issue?

Unspeakable efficacies in literary talents ... to temporally hide virtue for the sake of a lie there on the page as a myth?

It was a passing incident ... with impact ... how else to elucidate Luce end a the item ... as seldom observed ... due to alienizing factors ... naivete? It goes on like Rip Van Winkle ... somnolence? Cautious of the WOKE they say ... as something there did not wish to escape their wastelands ... fringe stringers?
 
I just finished writing my book on antique coffee makers.

Now my agent tells me I should have written it on paper.

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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.
Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as a smoothie.

It is still a red foundation for mores ... and what we don't know forms mores ... maybe an improper pluralization!

E thick situation as it sets ...
 
(Borrowed from Facebook)
I'm so upset I could spit nails... I went into a store last night, and bought something. I brought it home, and it didn't work. I went back to the store with the item this morning, and asked for a refund. No, they said, they couldn't do that. So I asked for an exchange. Nope, can't do that either. I asked to speak to the manager, and got the same rude responses. I stormed out of that place in quite a huff.

Long story short, I will never buy a lottery ticket from that store again.
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I think this one is a repeat
Werner Heisenberg was pulled over by an Officer
"Do you know how fast you were going?
"No, but I now know where I am!"
 
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