Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[ninj]

 

[Luce NDs]

A vast ... chez blows!

 

[ninj]

 

[Redbaron]

I would love to be paid to sleep. That would be my dream job.

 

[Luce NDs]

One has to wonder how to master this function ... Joe, IAgo can you assist us here?

They may be resting with what's Left ... the Right says it isn't so!

 

[Redbaron]

I haven’t kept up my subscription to the Scrabble Club....now they’ve started sending me threatening letters...

 

[ninj]

If you don't like my cheesy jokes...
You must be laughtose intolerant.

 

[Luce NDs]

That's what that tingling is ...

Is that pro tenacious or neuro? Logy caules slip ...

 

[Redbaron]

My first wife left me for a tractor salesman. Didn't have the nerve to tell me about it face to face. Instead, she wrote me a John Deere letter.

 

[Redbaron]

Surgeon: I'm sorry, but we had to remove your colon.
Me Why?

 

[ninj]

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
Shakespeare

 

[ninj]

 

[Mendalla]

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I just saw this one somewhere else recently, maybe another forum. Still funny on the repeat reading.

 

[Redbaron]

The nice thing about being a comedian would be that, if you were a failure, no one would laugh at you.

 

[ninj]

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.
She still isn't talking to me.

 

[ninj]

I changed all my passwords to "Kenny"
Now I have all Kenny Loggins

 

[Redbaron]

What did the General do when he learned, via Twitter, that the battle was going badly?


He retweeted.

I'll see myself out.

 

[ninj]

Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.

(Ducks and runs)

 

[Redbaron]

Why were they called the Dark Ages?

Because it was knight time.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Oh, the Dad jokes are thick this afternoon...