Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Luce NDs]

I just spent $300 on a limousine, only to find out that the fee did not include a driver.

Can't believe I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

Is that non apparent or just displaced cognizance ... allows children to arrive in a state as consequence of the parents losing something abstract ... a mental impact ... something was bumped out ... due to emotional impact.

And my grandfather said love was nothing ... apparently like a pothole in the road ... critters can break a leg there! Such Nu's and loops that can trap a mortal ... and into it you go ... with unknowing prescience! All was lost for what? Ignore it as a psychic event and the psyche is somewhat denied as soul of darkness ... d' void state? Did you know it ... that you came unawares?

 

[ninj]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

 

[Redbaron]

(overheard on a CBC program)
Apparently the band Blue Oyster Cult has branched out into home-improvement products and tools.

Their motto? "Don't Fear the Repair"

 

[Waterfall]

Just picked up a book on levitation and I cant put it down.

 

[Mendalla]

Jesus walked on water? Meh, just means he never learned to swim.

 

[You just never know]

I recently took a pole and found out 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed.

 

[Luce NDs]

I recently took a pole and found out 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed.

Sheer fabrication? Within tent city ...

 

[Redbaron]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

 

[Luce NDs]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

May lead to numinosity in great #'s! Thus that distant glow ... midnight chimer ... dingbats?

 

[Mendalla]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Never thought I'd hear you cracking a geeky joke like that.

 

[You just never know]

I slipped on a banana skin today.

I look ridiculous in it!

 

[Redbaron]

The Three Hardest Things to say:

1. I'm sorry.

2. I need help.

3. Worcestershire Sauce.

 

[Luce NDs]

The Three Hardest Things to say:

1. I'm sorry.

2. I need help.

3. Worcestershire Sauce.

Don't be a dab when dripping it into a steak position! Nail it with a splash ...

 

[Redbaron]

What if soy milk were just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Luce NDs]

I'm told electronic news is loaded with cookies ... and considerable crumbs!

 

[Luce NDs]

Imagine dark games ...

If lies are declared illegal by the powers that use the truth most sporadically ... does such spore create adequate space for critical metaphor? In the land of the Lei in Tyre ... as it goes round ... can allegorical myths abound like crazy bunnies?

These may overpower the night skies ... brutish if not for the sparks that can cause things to happen under the Town Hall Light! These affairs are expected to be temporal ... given the hard nature ... very dense!

Thus it is hard going against town halls and all that is related ... right to the top of the stick! Remember the Rod of Moses retracted in the face of God's ...

 

[Waterfall]

Never trust an Atom.....they make up everything.

 

[You just never know]

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said, "I know," he said, 'Holy Cow! A talking pig!'"

 

[Luce NDs]

The Holy Cow turns around us overhead (AD) at night as a dark sow ... a mire cognate!