Someone suggested a joke thread............................

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(an oldie but good from --ahem-- a few years back)

How do you punish your pet rock?


You hit rock bottom.

(rim shot)
 
From (once again) the calendar at work:

I was going to make a joke about unemployed people. But it didn't work.
 
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Why was George Washington buried standing up? Because he couldn't lie.

Why did the man bring toilet paper to a party? He was a party pooper.

Yes, those are more from the Dad Jokes calendar at work. Enjoy.

(PS. thought I would use the riddles to highlight the inline spoiler capability that was new in the upgrade this Spring. Click on the answer/punchline to see it)
 
I studied alchemii ... all watered down because of the flames erupting from those not understanding the practical side of accademia doesn't always match up!

Eternal knowledge and wisdom still remains out there ... one must extend it with some myth ... the only thing that penetrates hard spots ...

What's the point? Tis a thorny issue for those that don't wish to know what they imposed on the neighbour ... compare this to a hoard of folk you know that do not process alien information! No names please ... would be considered polity ...
 
There's this folkloric Lutheran/German Reformed character called Herr Pastor. He is the stereotypical German pastor of the past, very authoritarian, with no sense of humour, and very pragmatic. Those are two jokes about Herr Pastor that run in my family.
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How to you hide a $100 bill from a Roman Catholic priest? Inside the bible.
From a Baptist pastor? Inside a Church History book.
And from Herr Pastor? You can't.
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A member of the Lutheran congregation hasn't showed up for a while.
Herr Pastor was worried and decided to call him.
- Herr Schmidt, how are you? I'm very worried with you and Frau Schmidt, it's been a long time since I last saw you. How is everything?
If you are in need of anything, please let me know and I will be glad to help.
- Herr Pastor, thanks for calling! On the contrary, we are very well. We're healthy and the finances have never been so good.
- So why aren't you tithing?
 
Some grave robbers heard a rumour that Beethoven was buried with his last, unreleased symphony. Not wanting to miss out the chance to flip a priceless manuscript, they hastened to his gravesite and started digging.
Soon they hit something hard with their shovels, and could see light through the cracks of the old coffin. When they pried it open, there was Beethoven with his manuscript, busily rubbing everything out with an eraser.
He was (drumroll) decomposing.
 
ninjafaery said:
Some grave robbers heard a rumour that Beethoven was buried with his last, unreleased symphony. Not wanting to miss out the chance to flip a priceless manuscript, they hastened to his gravesite and started digging.
Soon they hit something hard with their shovels, and could see light through the cracks of the old coffin. When they pried it open, there was Beethoven with his manuscript, busily rubbing everything out with an eraser.
He was (drumroll) decomposing.
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Sounds like an extraction from that myth about a boy drifting on the MS Hype with a shadow attribute as unnatural ... a saw ya' hear as a hillbilly tool that may whine? You can log onto it as in one part the dig remains out for a doctor of forensics ...

Imagine fore/ends without a middle ... then there is the mystique about the djinns ...

Jinn (Arabic: الجن‎, al-jinn), also Romanized as djinn or Anglicized as genies (with the more broad meaning of spirits or demons, depending on source), are supernatural creatures in early pre-Islamic Arabian and later Islamic mythology and theology.​

Some would say these Shadows even wandered in the desert as an arid place ...

See Jim Reeves and Shifting Whispering Sands ... stuff lost through a glass of the heurs ... horseman of time? Then here is the DNA as a common sigh 'n from deep inside ...

Old words sometimes even stink because of being closed up ... the mollusque lady?
 
On top of that cognizance is the idear of a Golem ... really an affiliation with an attribute with a heart of dirt so as to support fecundity ... foul stuff in ethereal space? Chic words may not be acceptable ...
 
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