Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[paradox3]

I hate blonde jokes. I am a smart blonde woman who dyed her hair red for 30 years to escape the stigma of her natural hair colour.

Sorry.

Oh, you are really BetteTheBlonde?

 

[Tabitha]

What did the math book say to the pencil?

 

[Tabitha]

I'm full of problems.

 

[Mendalla]

Wanna hear a dirty joke?






A white horse fell in the mud.

 

[You just never know]

A minister, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude! "The minister said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."

"Hi, George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment.

The minister said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

 

[Luce NDs]

What ... occult humour ... as alien to the elite?

 

[You just never know]

The old alien, E lites the way for all of us.

 

[Luce NDs]

The old alien, E lites the way for all of us.

Yes ... but that is not seen by all ... resembling the unconscious portion of SOL? Nothing scarier than Psyche ... perhaps that demon Sophia with all the sophistication and complexity that drives simplicity crazy! Thus Eris and di sonant's in smaller pooLs ... lime lights? A stage term ...

 

[You just never know]

Better a stage term than a stage coach!

 

[KayTheCurler]

Not a joke but a true story.

We lived on an acreage and we were taking care of our son's very big dog. The JW's came by, I didn't show any interest in their pitch (again) and they left. Unbeknownst to me the dog took exception to one of the JWs and bit his heel as he got in the car - right through his boot.

They proceeded to the hospital - the minor wound was washed and dressed - the cops were called - Public Health were called - I was called. I thought they had the wrong phone number because I knew nothing about it! The cops came to inspect and/or seize the dog. After meeting him they changed their minds as he obviously wasn't a vicious animal.

Obviously, we shared the story with our boy - who equally obviously shared it with friends and workmates. Next thing he knew there were people wanting to know how much he'd charge them to rent the dog!

 

[You just never know]

My roommate told me my clothes look gay. I said, "what do you expect they just came out of the closet!"

 

[Luce NDs]

Sort of like Luce dogma ... escaped from the moral majority and thinking it out behind the ordered stage ... in the lime light as a darker shade of UV? In Greek Theatrics that's μν, or Μ'Ν an icon for the darker sol ... eternally past or pes't in a flash ... caused by UR, or ΟΓ an expression of delight in Greek history of Peg 'n gods as dark things living in the night ... they may arrive during forte night of the sol ... chit, or crumbs out of luck! God as parts in letters can be odd or just fete noire ... No EL?

Is it respectable to crawl into anybody's intense dreams, hopes and as-pi-rations as they flash bi? Could've been a boob, maybe a blunder or equipped failure ... always booty ...

Don't kick it around but use respect as it may contain something B'eta ... you know "eta" atoll as an isolated isle (sidle up to that)?

 

[You just never know]

Last time I sidled up, I ended up sidle sore for a week.

 

[Luce NDs]

Last time I sidled up, I ended up sidle sore for a week.

Sort of like the-saurus when it comes to a spectre of word ... the Shadow thereof is scary to those limited as mortals! Sacred places? They too are dark obscure ... what-ever!

Word is like that ... the expanse creeps some people right out there ... thus variable outliers ...

 

[Inukshuk]

The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You dress up as Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus

 

[Mendalla]

The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You dress up as Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus

Hmm. I'm getting into both 3 & 4 at once, me thinks.

 

[You just never know]

Hmm. I'm getting into both 3 & 4 at once, me thinks.

There are worse fates.

 

[Luce NDs]

Image aging yourself into a red suit ... a wise demon? Satyrs were once dressed out in red ... considered bloody crazy ... they thought differentially than the oily gar ches ... them 'd be the rare fiches ...

 

[Jaebius]

Image aging yourself into a red suit ... a wise demon? Satyrs were once dressed out in red ... considered bloody crazy ... they thought differentially than the oily gar ches ... them 'd be the rare fiches ...

Here's a lol pretty for you Luce...

A pleasure yaks gotta a car. The car tenor asks him, "What will it be?" And the pleasure cops, - now get this - "I'll have a bed, and a more!"

 

[You just never know]

I ate four bowls of delicious alphabet soup. About an hour later I had a massive vowel movement.