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At least so the distasteful side is down ... ascension is reversible!

Especially if you find the pole is descending with excess mood of dissention about the masses ... the masses are more momentous ... because of momentum! Difficult to move ... thus the Cosmological Constant ... they were initiated on the move ... consequence? Stop it! It is difficult ... because of the overwhelming extent of what's out there ... a vast Black Hole thing ...
 
Oglaf is not a webcomic I would normally post on WC2. They often veer into realms that are pornographic in the level of detail (full frontal nudity, sex acts, seriously screwed-up sex jokes), even if they are also intensely funny. However, this week's strip is an SFW (safe for work/Wondercafe2) poke at religion so I couldn't resist dropping it here. It's a bit of a reductio ad absurdum on praying for things like sports outcomes.

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Mendalla said:
Oglaf is not a webcomic I would normally post on WC2. They often veer into realms that are pornographic in the level of detail (full frontal nudity, sex acts, seriously screwed-up sex jokes), even if they are also intensely funny. However, this week's strip is an SFW (safe for work/Wondercafe2) poke at religion so I couldn't resist dropping it here. It's a bit of a reductio ad absurdum on praying for things like sports outcomes.

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My question; about what's such a question for?

Intimidate nothing!

The advantage is if the populace is ignorant ... they can't ask such things about nothing (which is probably some kind of vacancy or delinquent state of someplace that is comprehensive (all seeing/omniscient).
 
Redbaron said:
I was the best man for my brother's wedding in Paris.
At the reception, I raised my glass and said, "Eggs, cinnamon, bread and maple syrup!"

It was a French toast.

(ducks and runs)
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Ewe Beta after such an expression about sinner m'n ... dissonance to the lord ... Eris is ... ONE cannot say enough to straighten out the mess ...

Just look about and it'll give you a turn ... twisted?
 
Das orce ... maybe orc AH? All in black and white with teeth! Like a vicious myth?

May form a fringe with gossip as uncertain ...
 
Amidst a great noise of a hoarse rooster? Always something of a disturbance in the rising ... sometimes called Eris! That feeling at the sight of a thorny rose ...
 
The gross reflection ... bigger than you can look upon from where we're at ... thus the need for stretch and extension ... Cosmological!
 
That may cause some being Pi doff ... or a flakey addition to the UK Dish of Beef!

Beef? Where's the beef called that ancient ephemeral item ... thus gathering at Cowes ... sometimes known as lands end and beyond that we know little ...

Searchers? There is this need for answers ... yet the responses are negligent from top side ... i.e. they're no help ...

In the west this converts to be buffaloed by jerk eh! Beirnes dance ... land bearing underthings? Out of sight ...
 
And a hole in irony is called? This may be difficult to hammer out ... as folk not picking rice for a price ...

Loss of piece of the action? Black's myth Eire ... bange doubt ... Ban Chez? Howls in the night ... Das a Ca+ ... Steven Kind said Christine ... similar to Constantine that prong that crossed leo 'n ... in some places a mountain! Gob a dirt and mire in great devoid space ... tyrants in the past forbade observers from looking in toit! Hollow desires ... poor no graphics a they could see any further ...

The Cosmo does pull some odd ones ...
 
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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint​

The bartender says, " you're in here a lot. Do you think you might be an alcoholic? " The horse says, "I don't think I am, " and promptly vanishes from existence.

See, this was a joke about Descartes' famous philosophical statement, " I think, therefore I am." I could have mentioned that at the beginning, but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
 
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