It was a dark and stormy night...

[You just never know]

...just ask Stanislowski her Pole dance partner. Stan was actually much more than a dancer though, he could balance a broom on his forehead and for an encore he...

 

[Luce NDs]

... and someone discovered pole dancing as good politic when ... the axis powers were cleaning house ... then ...

 

[You just never know]

...after cleaning house he headed for California and joined a Surfin' Safari. And who should be on the beach, but...

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

...after cleaning house he headed for California and joined a Surfin' Safari. And who should be on the beach, but...

Mimi. Mimi on the Beach singing a round with a song that would go well with it, which is:

 

[Luce NDs]

I can't bi-ere it ... thus it rode off on pneumonias ... coughing and hacking from the smoke and mire ...

And Hoo's awe ...

 

[BetteTheRed]

Michael, Row the Boat Ashore. After they'd sung old songs for a night and a day, they got back on the Wonderbus and headed to...

 

[Mendalla]

Banff National Park where they headed into the mountains to ...

 

[Luce NDs]

Look for black foot as the metaphor is as politically incorrect as the word they use for Us primal characters that have respect for beginnings and initiatory acts ... that may occur in the forest as sheer wo'din ... if it weren't for the leavings ... or as the sol cover-up falls ... alif in Arabic as some kind of stroke ... or blow to the cognizance at the sight of the great beauty ... but a Sagan said there must be light ... Contact ... just caress with eternal extensions ... ankh?

 

[You just never know]

Banff National Park where they headed into the mountains to ...

...see if they could trigger an avalanche and jump out of the way and take a movie to upload to youtube...

 

[BetteTheRed]

where it would instantly go viral, guaranteeing them their individual 15 minutes of fame. That bucket list item crossed off, they then proceeded to...

 

[Mendalla]

Head for Hawaii to see if lava surfing is a thing, but quickly discovered that...

 

[Luce NDs]

That was an eLLe ov a concept that should be avoided ... unless you wished a heated conflict ... where ...

 

[Jaebius]

suddenly, a shot rang out.

 

[Mendalla]

A man fell to the ground, but it was quickly realized that ...

 

[BetteTheRed]

...he had collapsed in a fit of the giggles. A man stood nearby with a gun in hand. Protruding from the barrel was the "shot" - a banner wishing everyone Happy Diwali! Then...

 

[Luce NDs]

The biguns fled to ...

 

[Mendalla]

The Tongass National Forest in Alaska to look for...

 

[Luce NDs]

Rye spirits which were best described as pixies in ...

 

[You just never know]

...Canadian Club, a club that accepts all members regardless of...

 

[Luce NDs]

What the spirit they were in they ... whirr ...

(Wait a minute this is like that Nathanial Brandon psyche test ... to see how your thoughts would end my sentence) well poem I's ole that is a tremendous vent ... eternal vent as god'sole ... an ancient methyl or ethyl ... esterous? All froma small hard point in deep space ...