Forum Game: Make a five word sentence with the last word of the previous one

[Northwind]

Lost items often disappear mysteriously

 

[BetteTheRed]

Mysteriously, lost items spontaneously reappear.

 

[Pavlos Maros]

Reappear with a severe vengeance.

 

[Luce NDs]

Vengeance is mine saith mystic!

 

[Redbaron]

Mystic experiences aren't that rare.

 

[Luce NDs]

Rare is that ethereal stretch!

(i.e. not much to the extensions; mere histamines)

 

[Pavlos Maros]

Stretch, twist, contort! Oops snap!

 

[Northwind]

Snap went the overstretched hamstrings

 

[BetteTheRed]

Hamstrings are muscles in thigh.

 

[Pavlos Maros]

Thigh high stockings and heels. (Sorry dirty mind, lol.)

 

[paradox3]

Heels are God awfully uncomfortable

 

[Redbaron]

Uncomfortable shoes can ruin day.

 

[Northwind]

Day is moving along swimmingly

 

[BetteTheRed]

Swimmingly, she moves through life.

 

[Mendalla]

Life is found on Earth.

 

[Northwind]

Earth ships are odd houses

 

[BetteTheRed]

Houses are not always homes.

 

[Pavlos Maros]

Homes, where the heart resides.

 

[Luce NDs]

Resides; residue from alternate sources.

 

[JayneWonders]

Resides in space, I think