Forum Game: Make a five word sentence with the last word of the previous one

[Northwind]

Quick side trip, whatever perspective, you're a beautiful woman and I'm honoured to have met you.

(I am a freak of nature. When I'm in the mood to startle, I go out with my hair loose. From behind, I look like a teenager. From the front I look like an older woman.)

None shall pass, Monty Python.

 

[Mendalla]

Python slithers quietly through jungle.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Jungle of motherwort in backyard.

 

[ninj]

Backyard weeds can be medicinal.

 

[Pavlos Maros]

Medicinal alcohol for the drunk.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Drunk and alcoholic different meanings.

 

[You just never know]

Meanings often lacking in meetings.

 

[Redbaron]

Meetings: keep minutes, waste hours.

 

[ninj]

Hours can seem like days.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Days of our lives: short.

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

Short fused about tall tales.

 

[Pavlos Maros]

Tales from the next lier.

 

[Luce NDs]

Lier; did David misspell that?

 

[Redbaron]

That remains to be seen.

 

[Luce NDs]

Seen feitly under Midnight Sun!

(some arresting leers may be required for discerning what that nebulous item represents; neigh Boo!)

 

[Pavlos Maros]

Sun, but I misspelt liar.

 

[Northwind]

Her day was just beginning

 

[Mendalla]

Beginning is a new start.

 

[ninj]

Start your fires with care.

 

[Mendalla]

Care package arrived from home.