Forum Game: Make a five word sentence with the last word of the previous one

[Mendalla]

Up we go to Mars.

 

[You just never know]

Mars bars expand my waist.

 

[BetteTheRed]

WAist is a moving target.

 

[You just never know]

Target is an archer's goal.

 

[Mendalla]

Goal is scored by player.

 

[Redbaron]

Player was a wonderful band.

 

[Mendalla]

Band performs its greatest hits.

 

[Luce NDs]

Hits; way world wars descend ...

 

[Mendalla]

Descend into the dark dungeon.

 

[Luce NDs]

Dungeon: Jacobean fine, underground well!

 

[Mendalla]

Well met, fine young person.

 

[You just never know]

Person of interest slips away.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Away to the races, horses!

 

[You just never know]

Horses free on Sable Island.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Island dwellers have good tans.

 

[You just never know]

Tans sprayed on look tacky.

 

[Northwind]

Tacky surfaces are always ucky

 

[Tabitha]

Problems? Problems? Everyone has problems!

 

[Luce NDs]

Problems; the NDP in NB ...

(Then some say there are no NDs ... allowing mental debating in a non existent essence ... in err or in Night Eire)

 

[Redbaron]

NB is out east somewhere.