Forum Game: Make a five word sentence with the last word of the previous one

[Redbaron]

Belong the bagpipes to whom?

(That sound you hear is my grade 12 English teacher gasping in horror at syntax)

 

[Luce NDs]

Belong the bagpipes to whom?

(That sound you hear is my grade 12 English teacher gasping in horror at syntax)

Whom knows the English rootz?

(few due to the alien factor)

 

[You just never know]

Roots beneath trees do grow.

 

[Luce NDs]

Grow Ops create anisette bier!

(funny spice; can loosen the toughest ... thus learned crap is widespread and much denied)

 

[Redbaron]

Bier is wonderful German potable.

 

[Northwind]

Potable beverage of note, wine

 

[Luce NDs]

Wine, may bring squeaks out!

 

[You just never know]

Out is nothing like in.

 

[Mendalla]

In the house is warm.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Warm places attract house mice.

 

[Mendalla]

Mice don't really love cheese.

 

[Carolla]

Cheese is something I love!

 

[BetteTheRed]

Love of cheese almost universal.

 

[Carolla]

Universal truth - cheese is amazing.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Amazing dishes fashioned from cheese.

 

[Redbaron]

Cheese goes great with crackers.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Crackers, to Polly, are offered.

 

[You just never know]

Offered blessings are real treat.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Treat yourself to tea, dearie!

 

[You just never know]

Dearie me, Resident Heretic, advice.