Forum Game: Make a five word sentence with the last word of the previous one

[You just never know]

Eat, drink and be Merry.

 

[Jaebius]

Eat anything else but pigs.

 

[You just never know]

Merry pigs elude butchers knives.

 

[Jaebius]

Knives are the most dangerous.

 

[You just never know]

Dangerous minds think it over.

 

[Jaebius]

Over to you @BetteTheRed now.

 

[Luce NDs]

Now pseudepigrapha thus enters pig!

(cowed bull as an old bore? Hamming about in the dark forest)

 

[Jaebius]

Pig and I are visiting.

 

[Redbaron]

Visiting teams get inferior lockers.

 

[Luce NDs]

Lockets are given, neck chains?

 

[Jaebius]

Chains are gone, I'm free!

 

[Luce NDs]

Free; no restraining polity whatsoever!

 

[Jaebius]

Whatsoever to say, that's what.

 

[Luce NDs]

What is therein ... immortal realm?

 

[Jaebius]

Realm is the only elevator.

 

[Luce NDs]

Elevators have ups/downs too!

(this flat out sensationalism)

 

[Jaebius]

Too many people don't shower.

 

[Luce NDs]

Showers denied; in life dunkings!

(it happens; chit!)

 

[Jaebius]

Dunkings are a great example.

 

[ninj]

Example can often bolster proof.