Forum Game: Make a five word sentence with the last word of the previous one

[You just never know]

Existence is existential at times.

 

[Jaebius]

Times, special, don't require fruitcake.

 

[You just never know]

Fruitcake best taken with rum.

 

[Redbaron]

Rum i n fruitcake is wunderbar.

 

[Jaebius]

Wunderbar is good, KitKat's better.

 

[You just never know]

Better off in warm sunshine.

 

[Jaebius]

Sunshine spirits include Russian vodka.

 

[Redbaron]

Vodka is waste of potatoes

 

[Jaebius]

Potatoes and gravy accompany turkey.

 

[You just never know]

Turkey flavored fruitcake is overrated.

 

[Jaebius]

Overrated movies include Princess Bride.

 

[Mendalla]

Bride is married to groom.

 

[Jaebius]

Bride, barbequed, favourite of cannibals.

 

[You just never know]

Groom is horse's best friend

 

[Jaebius]

Cannibals' friend is always cautious.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Cautious humans have longer lives.

 

[Mendalla]

Lives may be too short.

 

[Redbaron]

Short farmers easily milk cows.

 

[Jaebius]

Cows get a job shaking.

 

[Redbaron]

Shaking hands is an art