Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Luce NDs]

Thus the expletive tu-la ... doo?

 

[ninj]

A canner exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his Granny,
"A canner can can anything he can can, but a canner can't can a can, can he?".

 

[paradox3]

Q. What kind of bean won't grow in your garden?

A. A jelly bean.

 

[ninj]

My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.
Well, toucan play at that game!

 

[JayneWonders]

I'm not sure who but @Mendalla will appreciate this one

 

[Mendalla]

I'm not sure who but @Mendalla will appreciate this one

LOL. Geek jokes. You know I love'em. Should send this one to the Ottawa branch of the family. They're both computer engineers so will get it.

 

[Redbaron]

 

[ninj]

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list.
Now I can't read anything.

 

[ninj]

 

[Luce NDs]

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Wasn't that the theme of Giddy Up Go?

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Luce NDs]

Imagine the bate as a mixed metaphor ... more frustration for those unknown! Could be unknowing in some dark rules of gamma ... thus sucked in or Succoth in ancient phonetics ...

 

[ninj]

A Crossfitter, a Vegan and an Atheist walk into a bar....
I only know because they told *everybody* within two minutes of walking in.

 

[ninj]

What's the opposite of ladyfingers?
Mentos.

 

[Luce NDs]

What's the opposite of ladyfingers?
Mentos.

These two pass without something flashing! Painting on the hoof?

 

[ninj]

My wife asked me if I thought the kids were spoiled.
I said, "Don't all of them smell that way?"

 

[Luce NDs]

My wife asked me if I thought the kids were spoiled.
I said, "Don't all of them smell that way?"

Thus foul brains as Blackbirds? The shadow as fey and flighty ... Ephraim in auld tongues ... bored? The carpenter stated that the tree work must continue ... squaw king?

Hiah wata as in the hydra ... or Medusa!

 

[ninj]

I don't normally brag about my expensive trips, but I just got home from the vet.

 

[paradox3]

Q. What did one flag say to the other flag?

A. Nothing. They just waved.

 

[Redbaron]

Everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but do you know where the Minneapolis?