Someone suggested a joke thread............................

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Yes, it's xkcd.
 
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to put it in, and another to give it an unexpected twist at the end.
 
Oh, if we are going down the limerick rabbit hole ... hold my beer.

(Oh, wait, this is WC2. Most of my limericks would probably break a rule or two.;))
 
ninj said:
Go for it -- use the asterisk. ;)
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Actually, here's a clean one I composed once I thought about it more:

A minister clad in fine ermine
Was preaching a wonderful sermon
When he startled the crowd
As he roared very loud
At the sight of some scampering vermin
 
There once was a cranky old duck
Who owned a recalcitrant truck
It broke down one day
With a bed full of hay
And sank in a puddle of muck

(hah, hah, you though I would slip in an f-bomb, didn't you?)
 
Here's an experiment...

There once was an old man from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
Tufts of grass grew out of his ____,
And his ______was all covered in weeds.
 
There once was a man from Nantucket,
who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter, named Nan,
ran away with a man,
and as for the bucket Nan took it.
 
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