Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[ninj]

What did the snowman sing to the snowwoman?

I Only Have Ice for You

 

[ninj]

 

[Luce NDs]

Thus simonized as polished off!

 

[Redbaron]

Remember that no one can stop you from putting your nectarines in the icebox.
You have the right to freeze peach.

 

[Luce NDs]

Thus difficult orangements ... maybe a hard arrangement given the evolution ... like a time meltdown?

 

[ninj]

I never finish anything...I have a black belt in partial arts.

 

[Luce NDs]

Such is an irrational sector until you rum into an alien domain!

May be a tunnel with no return, can't turn around because of the tight spot we're in ... excess populace because of folk doing as they please?

 

[Redbaron]

 

[ninj]

What do you call a long line of men waiting for a haircut?
A barbecue.

 

[ninj]

Two artists decided to have a contest.
It ended in a draw.

 

[paradox3]

Q. What do you call a person washing a vacuum cleaner?

A. A vacuum cleaner

 

[Luce NDs]

Q. What do you call a person washing a vacuum cleaner?

A. A vacuum cleaner

A double draw as well exhausted? Druid out ...

 

[paradox3]

Q. What is the most expensive vehicle to fill?
A. A Costco shopping cart

 

[Mendalla]

Q. What is the most expensive vehicle to fill?
A. A Costco shopping cart

LOL. Guess where my wife is right now?

How do astronauts get Olympic medals? They compete in a space race.

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Mendalla]

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I love Tom Gauld.

 

[ninj]

He "I don't know how a cloning machine works."

Me "That makes two of us."

 

[Luce NDs]

He "I don't know how a cloning machine works."

Me "That makes two of us."

Such things occur by chance in parse ... don't say it ... life goes on through greatest screw-ups ... thus the secular cranks!

Fiery twisters ... great Bal alem afire ... few see it as overly engrossed! That pore no graphics ... un sawed? Plank Constant ...

 

[ninj]

 

[Luce NDs]

Arche Eire eh? Air heads up and forms nebulae!