Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[ninj]

 

[Mendalla]

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Oh man, that first one is hilarious. And the cruciform planchette is such a nice touch.

 

[Redbaron]

While not exactly a joke, I didn't know where else to put this. There needs to be a thread for weird things like these...
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I must say, that is one intimidating portrait of Jesus...

 

[ninj]

When God came and took all the dinosaurs to heaven, that was called the Velocirapture.

 

[ninj]

What do you call fake noodle?
An impasta.

 

[Redbaron]

Where does a dairy farmer go to have taxes done?

To an a-cow-tant.

 

[Mendalla]

Why did the guy take a swing at the butcher?

He had a beef with him.

Why did the butcher's assistant run and hide when it happened?

He was chicken.

What did the attacker say afterwards?

He said it was all a mis-steak and apologized.

 

[ninj]

What did the attacker say afterwards?

He said it was all a mis-steak and apologized.

He admitted he had been ham-handed.

 

[Redbaron]

What do you call a knight made out of fine china?

Sir Ramic.

 

[Luce NDs]

Mac Ham is as dark as Tar Mac ... paving the way ...

Machiavellian End because of failing to observe the darker side ...

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Redbaron]

When my friend Pete found out he could clone himself, he repeated.

 

[Luce NDs]

Repeat dead ... as pede 'ET out ... in great haste!

A poke in time is like that as you see other experiences you may catch pathos ... a deadly sentient! Some descend laughing and thus that distant yowl

Down it goes histronicly! One may ask: what' san oni? Imagine an on*yon stacked as tiers ... literary fit?

Few observe the missal ...

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Redbaron]

I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention last week.
I was disguised as a doctor.
But Security could tell I wasn't the real McCoy.

 

[ninj]

Have you heard about the superhero called Typoman?
Writer of Wrongs

 

[ninj]

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Mystic]

Parable Question:
Who was the most disappointed when the Prodigal Son returned home?
]Answer:
The fatted calf

 

[Redbaron]

What did the snowman sing to the snowwoman?

I Only Have Ice for You