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I lost my job on my first day as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
 
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Jewish Humor
Diana Gelfand Moriah
There was an old Sephardic man who lived by a forest outside of Toledo. Spain- not Ohio. . Like many Sephardim, he had a beautiful head of curls. As he grew older and older, he started losing his curls , until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as empty as the top of my head."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your children and their children to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong.”
And so they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one old Sephardic man and his
re-seeding heirline.
 
Redbaron said:
From a Facebook friend:

Jewish Humor
Diana Gelfand Moriah
There was an old Sephardic man who lived by a forest outside of Toledo. Spain- not Ohio. . Like many Sephardim, he had a beautiful head of curls. As he grew older and older, he started losing his curls , until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as empty as the top of my head."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your children and their children to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong.”
And so they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one old Sephardic man and his
re-seeding heirline.
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And those shoots pushing up were known as ET an old word for upstanding like a tree on the plain ... ethics in the mores ... but mortals are deadly unconscious about it! So obviously obtuse that It wasn't seen ... and the desert was cleared ... as folk prefer it to go ... and thus goan!

It is all in the myth as darkly mysterious ... mine unknown as Hitler's Mine Camp ... thus arrested ... SET and match?
 
King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, “I’ll give you 100,000 dinars for it.” The King protested, “But I paid a million dinars for it! Don’t you know who I am? I am the king!” Croesus replied, “When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are.”
 
ninj said:
King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, “I’ll give you 100,000 dinars for it.” The King protested, “But I paid a million dinars for it! Don’t you know who I am? I am the king!” Croesus replied, “When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are.”
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As the Celtic ghost would say, that blarney is difficult to assimilate! Sentience is like that, said to stinking by the unknowing ... hanging participles ...
 
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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.
 
If Watson isn't the most famous Doctor, Who is?
 
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Then there are fire tenders and we are not sure what they could burn! We are not allowed to differentiate as that would indicate divining ... a solemn kind of fluid hand ... even Salem as be witching! Then there is de which in so as to narrow protocol ... thus qui stones ...

With what we've been told ... a great blarney ... leading to vast indetermination that would bother the determinate!
 
Apparently some Baptists consider themselves exempt from DST.

They claim they saved that daylight last year, and once saved, always saved...
 
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