Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Redbaron]

It's a disgrace to our educational system that most kids today have no idea who Neil Armstrong was.

Or what kind of trumpet he played.

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[Luce NDs]

It's a disgrace to our educational system that most kids today have no idea who Neil Armstrong was.

Or what kind of trumpet he played.

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Let us bend to that to avoid the knell ... in another tense time ...

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Redbaron]

IKEA now has lawyers available, at very reasonable costs.


However, you have to build your own case.

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[ninj]

 

[ninj]

'nother one

 

[ninj]

What do you call a typo on a headstone?
A grave mistake.

 

[Redbaron]

Someone has predicted that in 9 months there will be a minor Baby Boom. So, in 2035, we will witness the coming of the Quarenteens.

 

[Redbaron]

The Spanish king is quarantining on his private jet. One could say that the reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.

 

[BetteTheRed]

We need a "groan" reaction, methinks.

 

[Redbaron]

Another argument for the need of a groan emoji (you've been warned)

In the Old West, cowboys used to tie a lantern to their horses, for night travel.

This was the earliest form of saddle light navigation.


I'll see myself out....

 

[Luce NDs]

Thus the spark inde ark sense of a man travelling on an alien vessel

Horses were once considered holy vessels of war ... so guess what they were filled with to initiate trouble ... horse fly?

There are icons we improperly identify ... like quick silver and the man in a white suit! Ghost of a chance that humans know this ... we do seem to have deficits ... something deducted ... abstractions? Bummers ... dark horse syndrome that is difficult to observe at night ... few can catch it ... but may be overcome in it!

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Luce NDs]

That should cause a ripple in strange domains ...

 

[ninj]

 

[Waterfall]

 

[ninj]

 

[Mendalla]

Dog math. Gotta love it.

 

[Luce NDs]

It happened with Π ... Π so often confused with "n's"! There are far out visions that suggest they may be no end tous it ... cosmologic versus the other ontologies go! Fully mortal rites wouldn't extend there ... too earthy!

 

[ninj]