And the hard right seems to have no idea what struggling human beings experience. I'm challenging Kimmio on her single-minded focus. You're just as bad, just coming from the other side.
Mr. Vibrating: Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?
Man: Oh, just the five minutes.
Mr. Vibrating: Ah, thank you. Anyway, I did.
Man: You most certainly did not.
Mr. Vibrating: Look, let's get this thing clear; I quite definitely told you.
Man: No you did not.
Mr. Vibrating: Yes I did.
Man: No you didn't.
Mr. Vibrating: Yes I did.
Man: No you didn't.
Mr. Vibrating: Yes I did.
Man: No you didn't.
Mr. Vibrating: Yes I did.
Man: You didn't.
Mr. Vibrating: Did.
Man: Oh look, this isn't an argument.
Mr. Vibrating: Yes it is.
Man: No it isn't. It's just contradiction.
Mr. Vibrating: No it isn't.
Man: It is!
Mr. Vibrating: It is not.
Man: Look, you just contradicted me.
Mr. Vibrating: I did not.
Man: Oh you did!!
Mr. Vibrating: No, no, no.
Man: You did just then.
Mr. Vibrating: Nonsense!
Man: Oh, this is futile!
Mr. Vibrating: No it isn't.
Man: I came here for a good argument.
Mr. Vibrating: No you didn't; no, you came here for an argument.
Man: An argument isn't just contradiction.
Mr. Vibrating: It can be.
Man: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
Mr. Vibrating: No it isn't.
Man: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.
Mr. Vibrating: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
Man: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
Mr. Vibrating: Yes it is!
Man: No it isn't!
Man: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
(short pause)
Mr. Vibrating: No it isn't.
Man: It is.
Mr. Vibrating: Not at all.