Did you hear about the Chinese restaurant that got vandalized?
It was an act of wonton destruction.
Float of noodles ... thus free doodling ...
Someone suggested a joke thread............................
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Float of noodles ... thus free doodling ...
Is it possible to lose $1B and collect a commission on on the brilliante transaction? Is that funny in a particular way that cosmological dust befalls us?
Admit it we must be a unique fallout given the republican trend to assist the demos in their escape plans ... Freud noted it as hysteresis ... a physical term related to electrical circuitry! Thus it goes round ...
In severe redaction and boiling down some see it as a part and parcel of E d'm ... space to the east of somewhere ... uncertain!
Admit it we must be a unique fallout given the republican trend to assist the demos in their escape plans ... Freud noted it as hysteresis ... a physical term related to electrical circuitry! Thus it goes round ...
In severe redaction and boiling down some see it as a part and parcel of E d'm ... space to the east of somewhere ... uncertain!
Jane and Arlene are standing outside their nursing home, when it starts to rain.
Jane pulls out a condom cuts off the end, places it over her cigarette and continues smoking.
Arlene ,"What the heck is that?"
Jane, " A condom it keeps my cigarette from getting wet"
Arlene "Where did you get it?"
Jane," You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day Arlene hobbles into the local pharmacy and tells the pharmacist she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously a little embarrased, looks at her a little strangely,( she is, after all, over 80 years of age) but very delicately asks, what size, colour, and texture she prefers.
"Doesn't matter sonny as long as it fits on a camel."
The pharmacist fainted!
Jane pulls out a condom cuts off the end, places it over her cigarette and continues smoking.
Arlene ,"What the heck is that?"
Jane, " A condom it keeps my cigarette from getting wet"
Arlene "Where did you get it?"
Jane," You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day Arlene hobbles into the local pharmacy and tells the pharmacist she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously a little embarrased, looks at her a little strangely,( she is, after all, over 80 years of age) but very delicately asks, what size, colour, and texture she prefers.
"Doesn't matter sonny as long as it fits on a camel."
The pharmacist fainted!
GiancarloZ
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Good One LOL!!!
GiancarloZ
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A very WC2 piece, isnt it?
Mendalla
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I wasn't sure whether to
(because it fits my pantheist theology so well) or 
(because it's hilarious, too).
GiancarloZ
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It's crazy how our theologies get very close here!
GiancarloZ
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If/when I'm a minister I will/would definitely include this part LOL
Sing them gospel blues ... a sad and dark story since most of the authorities don;t like to hear of sad and whiny friends ... Watermelon Wine may fill the flow with detailings ...
Take it out on him ... look into his eye deeply! This usually bothers tyrants ... sets up an urge to build walls ...
Seeler
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how do I save this? I don't want it to get buried.
Redbaron
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Upper right hand corner of the post, next to the post number, is a little ribbon-shaped icon, for 'bookmark'. You can go to the post you want to save, and click on that icon. You can find your bookmarks again on your profile page.
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There is no emoji to convey my current intensity of groooooaaaan