Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Tabitha]

The Church of Saint Squirrel
August 26, 2018
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel problem. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.

At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.

But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; they took the first squirrel and circumcised him.

They haven’t seen a squirrel since.

 

[Luce NDs]

The Church of Saint Squirrel
August 26, 2018
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel problem. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.

At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.

But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; they took the first squirrel and circumcised him.

They haven’t seen a squirrel since.

Sounds like the source of the Mrs. Hype Squirrel gone Hypo ... dunked below the pool of stunned nuts ...

OS ill action folks ... dynamics will keep you from seeing it ... (oscillation)? Thus waves and scanners ... Rae Dion logic ...

Cloes to Deins .. and the lights went out ...

 

[Redbaron]

How do you think the unthinkable?









With an itheberg.

 

[Luce NDs]

Takes amen of supra flow ... creeks and groners ! Folks of auld ... hauled out?

 

[You just never know]

What happens if life hands you melons?

You're dyslexic.

 

[Luce NDs]

What happens if life hands you melons?

You're dyslexic.

Water Melons Whine ... as good as old dogs and children ...

 

[Mendalla]

From @physicsgirl on Twitter, who seems to like puns as much as physics:

"Our water pipes were leaking last week and we couldn't figure out why. Plumber came. Bad news was some tree roots had grown into the pipes underground. Good news is we found the root cause."

 

[Luce NDs]

Once was a dark book on Roots ... write out of African modality ... a shadow crippled by pure folks of control drive! Slave drivers?

 

[You just never know]

Before the 'Iron Age' I wonder if everything was just creased.

 

[You just never know]

There's this big orange rabbit who's been going around telling everyone I've stopped taking my medication.

 

[Luce NDs]

What does medication mediate ... the business's pocketbook regarding fer min' up fer a rift ... sadistic humus ...

Sad hum'ng: Good Nous is Bad News you are ignorant of and should bet rum PET'd as greatest ... like sacred sects ... especially for moni tarrying exchange ... thats business like the peddling of a'man's dot terres ... dark lasses ... moles, or shrews to be tamed? Conforming ...

There are those that state galic on nan has a powerful aroma ... especially after discovering there's a bun in the ovening ... some halve baking going on ... Charon Process of the doppelganger image ... tis dark at least (an unknown).

 

[Luce NDs]

Such is product of the powers that say any Nous is bad news as these create cognizance of things that you wished were in a state of naivete ... and thus devoids of cognizance ... something to experience to know it is potential ... and could be the source of many myths and Golden Bulls ... mithra ... from the subcontinent ... Golden Dragon in the land of the rising sun as oriented ... differing from western disorientation, chaos of occidental knock offs ... as we opiate up extremely to forget ...

Tis logical fallacy of Ms Understanding ... what the dark lady can bring as artificial rest ... what's left after the Deis ... driven people don't rest much and twitter through the darkest hours ... tis tragic comedy ... enjoy it before you waken to what we've done to the body of humanity ... tis stunning!

Remember you are supposed to conform ... so make light of the case of those contained ... wattles & muck ... that's the Mire on humanities non parts ... inhumanities? "In" sometimes taking on the definition as something that isn't as with incarnate idealism ... it just isn't how it appears ... all is nebulous as life in an institutional state --- Murphy!

Humans can myrr' d Eire the best parts ...of the oral stories ... by them being laid out to roue ... without understanding of variable phonetics ... of the scions ... Semite items? Lettermen ...

Heaps of unknowns ... the devil's wasteland ... bones to draw from ... some say it is isolated ... others an island ... others just untouchable as essence of the ante ... don't bet on it ...

Corey Oli rules ... and down the hole we goes'T ... have you noticed the descent ...? Essence of Minas ... negative emotions? Not opti-misty ... vapours over the pool ... relax azur is ...

 

[You just never know]

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

 

[Luce NDs]

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

Amen for the unknown creator ... allowing flaws for us to escape reality ... some call this psychosis ...

Best to take in small bits at night unless you really wish to jump ship ... if so scream before leaving ... so we can hear the egos going ... and after that not a thought! Life is like that ... supporting spontaneous insane passions ... consider those of world leaders wishing to be first and greatest at the contempt of all others ...

Many small folks have parallel aspirations ... you know ... like the Everly Bros. Dream ... or sometime those Luther Guise ... or Mama Mia ... are smaller effects allowed dreams? Not according to the big Guise ... they'd masque IT ... act like you don't know ... insane bliss is optimal ... excess opti mists ... clouded!

 

[You just never know]

Amen for the unknown creator ... allowing flaws for us to escape reality ... some call this psychosis ...

Best to take in small bits at night unless you really wish to jump ship ... if so scream before leaving ... so we can hear the egos going ... and after that not a thought! Life is like that ... supporting spontaneous insane passions ... consider those of world leaders wishing to be first and greatest at the contempt of all others ...

Many small folks have parallel aspirations ... you know ... like the Everly Bros. Dream ... or sometime those Luther Guise ... or Mama Mia ... are smaller effects allowed dreams? Not according to the big Guise ... they'd masque IT ... act like you don't know ... insane bliss is optimal ... excess opti mists ... clouded!

Thanks for bringing a little light into my day Luce.

 

[You just never know]

I like to put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water, I simply defrost it.

 

[Luce NDs]

I like to put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water, I simply defrost it.

That's Kohl ... hard and deep ... and preserves the scotch on the rock!

Life is mean ... if you grasp what is expressed as medium ... few understand!

Levity comes from Levant ... and what would we have fermented without the seed-grain ... thus the mystery moils ... under the Midnight Sun ...

 

[You just never know]

I once knew a Medium named Rhea who liked to spend hours in the sun. When she finally came in I said, "Well done, Medium Rhea."

 

[Luce NDs]

I once knew a Medium named Rhea who liked to spend hours in the sun. When she finally came in I said, "Well done, Medium Rhea."

She lived on the brighter side of the wall called parietal? Thus was dramatically brighter ... de Rah Maw? Perhaps only an abstract aspiration ... just imagined!

 

[Luce NDs]

This morning on CNN ... a lawyer said that no person should go through what the Supreme Court Nomination has been put through ... or no one in their right mind would go for high position! Enough said ... in a style that some determinate wouldn't like due to uncertain interpretations?

With human flaws ... could it be any different ... less divined? People are humorless a greater portion of time ... then they're out!

Regardless of Hoo's on second ...