Someone suggested a joke thread............................

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The baby Jesus was 6 pounds, 7 ounces at birth. This was determined by a weigh in a manger.
Need that groaner smiley.

I once got confused when doing Christmas decorations and put a baby sheep in the manger. After all, the song says "Mary had a little lamb."
 
Q. What do you call a misbehaving tree?

A. A naughty pine.

Today's jokes are brought to you by my morning crossword puzzle.
 
Sau Sage onward and upward with the leaves for reading into ...

Hope for mello fortunes ... considering the array of bad fortunes that some prey their way into from a distance ... arms fortitude?
 

Another example of looking at a process two ways ... not someone's cup of tea if on a sol vector! That like a singularity ... maybe a soliloquy because few listen to things they'd rather not hear of ... roots of cosmological comedy that's tragic! Thus ends and phinis! Some interpretation pres requisite?
More to read into .. alas many are encouraged by tyranny to read not ... thus nothing is caught! Grip is lost ... abyss mal? It is a relative unknown ... as blind esteem!

If one doesn't know is the concern diminished? Oh Din ... the face peering out of the peculiar tree ... gam an odd! Then there is gam etes ... mysterious beings ... they too bifurcate into binary connections ... and many non binary as they just don't attach to alien bits ... chits as fecund? It remains enigmatic and humans hate words of darkness ... a vast come iđe ... yet to be unravelled ... Ba'aL-ish? Great cojones a fire ... glow worms? ~~~
 
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While not exactly a joke, I didn't know where else to put this. There needs to be a thread for weird things like these...
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