Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[Mendalla]

We won't delete you but a ban might not be out of the question...though I don't recall anything in the Code about terrible puns.

 

[Waterfall]

We won't delete you but a ban might not be out of the question...though I don't recall anything in the Code about terrible puns.

We need a groaner emoji.

 

[Mendalla]

We need a groaner emoji.

I've looked around but haven't seen any that fit.

 

[Redbaron]

This might work.

or this

courtesy of GIF

 

[ninj]

 

[Luce NDs]

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Face to face missal? Tis awful when facing false loves ... and there was love ... lost ... defining head separation! Love can do that in the extreme!

Often labelled red neck as there may be blood relations ...

 

[ninj]

I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk but I never had the chants.

 

[ninj]

I just read the most fascinating book about anti gravity.
I couldn't put it down.

 

[Luce NDs]

Rising trances????

 

[ninj]

I have a phobia about German sausages.
Yes, I fear the wurst.

 

[ninj]

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer...
Don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day.

 

[Redbaron]

What do you call macaroni and cheese that gets up in your face?

Too close for comfort food.

 

[Redbaron]

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?


Because they're so good at it.

 

[Luce NDs]

Heftie lumps tho' ...

 

[ninj]

My friend is torn between two lovers.
One makes incredible pancakes and the other writes beautiful poetry.

Not sure if they should marry for batter or verse.

 

[Luce NDs]

Then there remain questions about Ammon and Abat mon ... thus abated when sate 'nd ... no end tuit?

The abbot disagreed to support intercourse and keep them talking ...

And you believe you can keep humans simple by isolating them from complexity ... that generates a flaw and creates humanity initially!

De crack in de libra ... thus lawrs et al for deliberations! You can bet something will be made of it ...

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Luce NDs]

Out is a key word in escape!

 

[Mendalla]

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Maybe the frog just wanted one of the library's computers to read a certain social/forum site.

 

[Luce NDs]

Some forum and foreign sites buk the norm ...