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Well, as I always say, when You've failed at everything else, you can always make a career of being last. I always say that. and most people agree with me. Some don't. People are funny that way. they sometimes agree and they sometimes don't. That's what I always say. And I'll go on say it. people sometimes agree, and.......
 
Well, as I always say, when You've failed at everything else, you can always make a career of being last. I always say that. and most people agree with me. Some don't. People are funny that way. they sometimes agree and they sometimes don't. That's what I always say. And I'll go on say it. people sometimes agree, and.......

"...failed...?"
 
Well, so I assumed from the dismay you displayed at your inability to cope with what seemed to me a not terribly difficult curriculum assignment. Indeed, your latest avatar appears to send a pleading message of your sense of inadequacy and intellectual confusion. not that I'm criticizing you. not at all. Never criticize, I always say, Yes, I always say that. Who can tell. Some day, I could have a complete mental collapse and become almost the wretch that you must feel you are. Not that it's bad to be a wretch. As I always say, let people be. Some are happy as miserable wretches. That's what I always say. Always be humble and unpretentious. I always say that....... My own retirement plan is to spend the rest of my life avoiding water and soap and never changing clothes so I can develop an air about me so I can spend the days visiting the local pastors and chatting with them about what I always say.
 
Well, so I assumed from the dismay you displayed at your inability to cope with what seemed to me a not terribly difficult curriculum assignment. Indeed, your latest avatar appears to send a pleading message of your sense of inadequacy and intellectual confusion. not that I'm criticizing you. not at all. Never criticize, I always say, Yes, I always say that. Who can tell. Some day, I could have a complete mental collapse and become almost the wretch that you must feel you are. Not that it's bad to be a wretch. As I always say, let people be. Some are happy as miserable wretches. That's what I always say. Always be humble and unpretentious. I always say that....... My own retirement plan is to spend the rest of my life avoiding water and soap and never changing clothes so I can develop an air about me so I can spend the days visiting the local pastors and chatting with them about what I always say.

Are you joshing me?
 
Nope. Not me. M. Marceau might have been, but not me. Maybe you'll get lucky, and instead of writing a church history paper, you'll be able to do your report through interpretive dance.
 
Nope. Not me. M. Marceau might have been, but not me. Maybe you'll get lucky, and instead of writing a church history paper, you'll be able to do your report through interpretive dance.

Ah... if only it was a church paper that we have to write. Here's what lies ahead...

1,200-1,300 word primary source interpretation paper - on the subject of persecution, power and prayer - due April 1.
1,500-1,600 word integration paper - on the subject of Martin Luther's life - due April 22.
3,500-3,800 word Benedict and Francis paper - on the subject of the nature and mission of the community - due May 13.

Yes, it really is that intense.
 
I don't see the problem. That's a good six weeks to do some six thousand words. that's less work than answering birthday cards. But, of course, you are the one who has to do them. And, I must say, it is unChristian to inveigle Bethanne into cheating for you.
But at least this discussion gets us away from the childish obsession with being last - which I am.
 
Yes, you were, however briefly. It's an important experience; and even a woman can do it. However, written too frequently, it can be bad for women. It makes them uppity.
 
Personally, I have always liked shorter. Undergrad assignments were usually 10,000 words minimum...Graduate assignments were usually only a page, and point form - which I found a breeze though others in the class whined and complained of the workload.
 
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