Forum Game: Make a five word sentence with the last word of the previous one

[Mendalla]

Fourth place gets no medal

 

[Luce NDs]

Medal, Dan's; northern fire tender!

 

[Mendalla]

Tender went out for purchasing.

 

[Northwind]

Purchasing local better than Prime

 

[BetteTheRed]

Prime beef is very tasty.

 

[Redbaron]

Tasty beef is medium rare.

 

[KayTheCurler]

Rare animals should run free.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Free: misunderstood in the U.S.

 

[Luce NDs]

US; responsible for free neume's?

 

[Luce NDs]

Neume's; aberration of numinous attributes!

 

[Redbaron]

Attributes and essentials are different.

 

[Luce NDs]

Different things may be noted!

 

[BetteTheRed]

Noted mathematicians often badly dressed.

 

[Northwind]

Dressed to support in orange

 

[Mendalla]

Orange is rich with vitamins.

 

[Waterfall]

Vitamins as D are steroids.

 

[Mendalla]

Steroids can have good uses.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Uses for implements not obvious.

 

[Redbaron]

Obvious facts are sometimes irrelevant.

 

[Luce NDs]

Irrelevant observations are made obtuse!

(the implications are enigmatic)