Forum Game: Make a five word sentence with the last word of the previous one

[Northwind]

Pay now or pay later

 

[Redbaron]

Later works for me better.

 

[Mendalla]

Better get money on payday.

 

[Northwind]

Payday is today yay me

 

[Mendalla]

Me go to bank today.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Today has uneven weather patterns.

 

[Carolla]

Patterns of behaviour are predictive.

 

[Mendalla]

Predictive analytics sometimes go awry.

 

[Northwind]

Awry is sometimes new normal

 

[Mendalla]

Normal can be somewhat relative.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Relative to Trump, everyone's normal.

 

[Northwind]

Normal is a dryer setting.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Setting sun resembles an orange.

 

[Mendalla]

Orange Crush makes nice floats.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Floats a boat, does water.

 

[Mendalla]

Water is a refreshing drink.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Drink too much; harm liver.

 

[Mendalla]

Liver is a valuable organ.

 

[BetteTheRed]

Organ meat tastes very disgusting.

 

[Mendalla]

Disgusting odor comes from trash.