Your drivel illustrates just how ignorant you are. In fact, our ministerium even brought in an NDEr to share his testimony. Some of my parishioners shared about their own afterdeath contacts with their beloved dead; and my sermon accounts of NDEs relevant to my topic were very well received.
But since you lack the class to stick to a thread's topic, I will do that for you.
In NT churches, baptism was closely associated with one's initial reception of the Holy Spirit and this reception was viewed as much more than a dry act of faith; it was viewed as an experience of divine power. So in standard Christian baptismal services, the pastor lays hands on the baptizand to receive the Holy Spirit. But there is no expectation of any such spiritual experience, and so, this act is given only a couple of seconds. So I recommend as part of the baptismal ceremony that, after the baptismal act and the words "Receive the Holy Spirit," the pastor should allow a minute or two of silent meditation as the baptizand meditates on the thought of the Spirit's arrival and the congregation prays for a meaningful and recognizable experience of the Spirit's entrance into the believer's life. Of course, this requires adequate preparation and explanation of the biblical grounds for doing this, but I measured the success of my baptisms in part by whether the baptizand experienced the baptism as if they were kneeling on holy ground. God is sovereign is such matters and any such experience will be imparted in God's own good time. But an expectation build-up is helpful and appreciated.