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Its a room in ante ... a' priori?

Different than a papal bull ... word is like that diabolical and yet some say the word is an edifice ... something for sol to recess into relief ...
 
CANADIAN: I want to live forever.
GENIE: I can't grant wishes like that.
CANADIAN: Alright. I want to live until the Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
GENIE: You crafty bastard.

(Note. The swear is verbatim. Feel free to remove the post if it violates policy)
 
ninj said:
CANADIAN: I want to live forever.
GENIE: I can't grant wishes like that.
CANADIAN: Alright. I want to live until the Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
GENIE: You crafty bastard.

(Note. The swear is verbatim. Feel free to remove the post if it violates policy)
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What is base tardy? Latent hoo Mus! Fecund word ... dark and on the fly in the night ...
 
I was driving down a lonely northern road one cold winter day when it began to snow pretty heavily. My windows were getting icy and my wiper blades were badly worn and quickly fell apart under the strain. Unable to drive any further because of the ice building up on my front window I suddenly had a great idea. I stopped and began to overturn large rocks until I located two very lethargic hibernating rattlesnakes. I grabbed them up, straightened them out flat and installed them on my blades, and they worked just fine. Of course, that's because they were wind-chilled vipers.
 
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