Someone suggested a joke thread............................

[paradox3]

Q. Why did the bus drive off the road?
A. Because the chicken was inside.

(Brought to you by a five year old)

 

[Redbaron]

I just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person!!

And all these years, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist

 

[Waterfall]

I love the sign from a residents balcony, where the truckers are protesting,
HONK IF YOU LOVE TRUDEAU

 

[Luce NDs]

I love the sign from a residents balcony, where the truckers are protesting,
HONK IF YOU LOVE TRUDEAU

Puts a who different twist to the meaning of Honky!

 

[ninj]

I've just published a biography of the German philosopher responsible for 'Thus Spake Zarathustra' and 'Ubermensch'. I'm not expecting a bestseller, it's a bit of a Nietzsche market.

 

[Luce NDs]

I've just published a biography of the German philosopher responsible for 'Thus Spake Zarathustra' and 'Ubermensch'. I'm not expecting a bestseller, it's a bit of a Nietzsche market.

Otherwise so phisty ... fisty as a punch in space! Because folk do not have room for clear thinking!

 

[ninj]

I made some fish tacos, but they just ignored them and swam away.

 

[Carolla]

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"​

 

[Luce NDs]

​

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"​

Johnny: "Seven."​

Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"​

Johnny: "Seven."​

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"​

Johnny: "Six."​

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"​

Johnny: "Seven!"​

Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"​

Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"​

Yes cats can be freaking ... look what they did to Alice ....

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Luce NDs]

Might this fuel gridlock that the authorities declare they fight ... and then retire to support it as something needs to be locked up but in reverse psychology we got it backwards and upside down to prove reciprocation contrary to the belief of numb masses!

 

[Redbaron]

 

[Luce NDs]

The irony convoy has some rubber to wit ... thas Reuben on the nerves ... and few are sentient to ide! Thus it departed ...
Resilience or just bounce?

 

[ninj]

 

[Redbaron]

What do the movies 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?


Icy dead people.

I'll see myself out.

 

[Luce NDs]

Explains the Isis Theme as a conspiracy or alternate plot!

Extreme absolutes cannot observe the abstract due to shades ...

 

[ninj]

I can't believe I got fired from my job at the calendar company.
All I did was take a day off.

 

[ninj]

 

[paradox3]

If you give Satan a hard time about his wig, there will be hell toupee.

 

[Luce NDs]

That's ah array joke ...