You're God. You're bored with the Earth. How do you spice things up?

[Jaebius]

Your Quote Well, I don't walk on water, but I do ski rather well over the frozen version of it.

Let it go! Let it go!

 

[unsafe]

waterfall your quote Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

It is if your pretending to be someone you like ----but it isn't when your calling yourself someone you disrespect and clearly have no use for ---it is mocking the person in my books and reflects negative on their character ----

But then that is just my view ---you think different is all

 

[Waterfall]

I don't think Chansen disrespects Jesus.....I may be wrong....Chansen?

 

[chansen]

I think Jesus supposedly said a lot of good, forward-thinking things for the time, and some less forward-thinking things. I don't disrespect the character. I certainly disrespect the supernatural aspects of the belief.

But mostly, I just have fun with religion. I think it's great fodder for comedy. It's so ridiculous and without evidence, yet it's taken so seriously. I've always said that.

 

[chansen]

So you are you are a combination of pretending and dressing up ------though so -----Kiddie's play -----

Your Quote Well, I don't walk on water, but I do ski rather well over the frozen version of it.

Says your a wanna be but you can't be so you pretend to be someone you have no use for ----this reflects on how you feel about yourself ----again seems like you don't think much of your self trying to imitate a person you clearly disrespect ---

You're trying to say that I want to be Jesus?

If I wanted to be Jesus, I'd assemble ten friends and get myself killed. No thanks. I have other plans.

You're really over-thinking this. It's just a joke, unsafe. It's not an indication of anything. I have fun with religion - that's just what I've always done here.

 

[unsafe]

Your Quote You're really over-thinking this. It's just a joke, unsafe.

Not according to the Bible -----it may be funny to you but not to God ------And God Matters as you will go before Him in the end accroding to scripture ------

Galatians 6:7Amplified Bible (AMP)

7 Do not be deceivedand deludedand misled; God will not allow Himself to be sneered at (scorned, disdained, or mocked[a]by mere pretensions or professions, or by His precepts being set aside.) [He inevitably deludes himself who attempts to delude God.] For whatever a man sows, thatand[b]that only is what he will reap.

 

[Mendalla]

Not that chansen especially cares, unsafe, being an atheist and all. And really, neither should you. If it's between chansen and God, then why not let God deal with it? That's largely what Jesus taught. "Judge not lest ye be so judged", "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" and so on. I know you'll just say that you're warning chansen to give him a chance to repent but, really, you're still judging that God will, in fact, judge chansen a certain way and maybe you are wrong on that count.

Maybe the Calvinists are right and chansen is really one of the Elect. You don't know.

Maybe the universalists are right and all, including chansen, will be saved in the end.

Maybe God is not as big of a humourless old patriarch as you folks make Him out to be.

I have long held, both as a Christian and not, that the ones who talk the most about what God thinks are probably going to be the ones who are most surprised when the Judgement comes (and Jesus himself suggested that).

 

[unsafe]

Mendalla your quote If it's between chansen and God, then why not let God deal with it?

You are so right there Mendalla ---it is between God and chansen ---not me -----and I am sure God will deal with it all according to His word not my word ---Thanks be to God for sending His only Son to be beaten and brusied to shed His Blood for all to be Free of sin and death -----we can accept or reject this offer ----all up to us ----

Your Quote ----Maybe the Calvinists are right and chansen is really one of the Elect. You don't know.

Well Mendalla I believe the Bible not the Calvinists -----and the Bible is very clear on what the Elect means and it is not being Saved -----Jesus died for all not just a few ------Calvinists can believe what they want ---the Bible says it is the inspired word of God not man -----Preach the Truth not what we think is the truth -----

Titus 2:11Amplified Bible (AMP)

11 For the grace of God (His unmerited favor and blessing) has come forward (appeared) for the deliverance from sin and the eternal salvation for all mankind.

1 Timothy 2:4Amplified Bible (AMP)

4 Who wishes all men to be saved and [increasingly] to perceive and recognize and discern and know precisely and correctly the [divine] Truth.

 

[Hermann]

How do you spice things up when you are God?

You release a big evil snake into the Garden.

 

[airclean33]

Not that chansen especially cares, unsafe, being an atheist and all. And really, neither should you. If it's between chansen and God, then why not let God deal with it?

Good morning Mendalla--Did you not see were unsafe took what she posted , from GODS word. Let GOD speak ? How much clearer can you be, than to use what GOD has said through one of His Apostles?

That's largely what Jesus taught. "Judge not lest ye be so judged", "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" and so on. I know you'll just say that you're warning chansen to give him a chance to repent but, really, you're still judging that God will, in fact, judge chansen a certain way and maybe you are wrong on that count.

Just wondering are you trying to say Paul , The Apostle of Christ Jesus was not an Apostle?Do you understand , those who"s sins are forgiven have no sins.

Maybe the Calvinists are right and chansen is really one of the Elect. You don't know.

The Calvinist believe Chansen is one of the Elect. Or that he could be?

Maybe the universalists are right and all, including chansen, will be saved in the end.

The Bible dose not show this belief. I myself am not into . Man made beliefs. But will say ,GOD knows the beginning , an the end.

Maybe God is not as big of a humourless old patriarch as you folks make Him out to be.

I have no idea were this thought comes from. I myself find our Father, has a great humor.

I have long held, both as a Christian and not, that the ones who talk the most about what God thinks are probably going to be the ones who are most surprised when the Judgement comes (and Jesus himself suggested that).

This in it"s self is kind of funny to me". For if you are truly born again. You have put on Christ Jesus , and have GODS Holy Spirit in you.It is a gift to help you do things GODS way.Can we make a mistake ? Yes in that we are not yet as perfect, as GOD would have us. But I believe we do much better than anyone , who stands on a fence. Not knowing what side is best. Each of us has had to make, that choice in coming to GOD.There really I believe is no fence . You are with God , or you are not . unlike a Calvin though , I believe you must chose.Did God already know what you chose would be? Yes long before you were even made.That to is in GODS Holy Word.---airclean33

 

[Waterfall]

 

[unsafe]

 

[Northwind]

If God wanted to spice things up, God would sing and dance.....

 

[Hermann]

From heaven high I come to you,
To bring you tidings strange and true:

I'm telling you
That not a thing
You knew
Is true.


That'll spice things up, eh?

 

[airclean33]

How do you spice things up when you are God?

You release a big evil snake into the Garden.

Hi Hermann-- To spice things up? It may be better if you read the Bible of GOD. The snake was in the garden all ready . Did you know it apparently had legs . It's punishment was that it would loss them. So it would crawl on the ground.in the dust.

 

[chansen]

God: "And now as punishment, you will have legs no more!"

Snake: "Damn. Okay, okay, fair enough."

God: "Now you must crawl!"

Snake: "Crawl? But you took my legs away!"

God: "Crawl!"

Snake: "Umm...okaaay..."

*first slither in history, looking really awkward*

God (turning aside): "teeheehee!"

 

[Delightful Life]

Actually, we didn't come up with the idea of the WC2 trinity IIRC. Someone dropped it as a joke and we just ran with the joke.

i have idea-bearing hips

i write...and you fellow convivial sentients are the ones who make my words 'a thing'/'real'

your czech is in the male...

(still glad to be amongst a great cadre of riffers...)

(elite, even...)

 

[Pinga]

Dang, I had forgotten hat I was God.

So, notices start appearing across the skies....rather random posts.
Some are clickable, so you only see them once.
Some are visible to all, always......filling up the sky with junk.
Others are random, so only some people see them..

oh, yeah, that would be fun.

 

[Hermann]

So you are responsible for these random messages, Pinga?

My computer has been going "ping!" a lot these past few days.

 

[Mendalla]

All spam and malware suddenly vanishes from the Internet . Not really funny, though. More like wishful thinking.