I kind of like this one:
Canadian church denies postponing ecclesiastical court hearing of atheist minister
The United Church had Rev. Vosper holding dates last November for a hearing. She received a letter stating "It is now clear that the panel will not be established in time to hold the hearing on the dates that you are holding in November 2017."
From the article:
A spokesperson for the church, however, denied the claim that the formal hearing had been postponed. "We continue to work with the parties to define preliminary issues. Until this step is concluded a date for the hearing cannot be set," said UCC spokesperson The Rev. Alan Hall.
So, you had her holding dates, you can not be ready for those dates, but it's not a postponement.
Right.
Why do this? Why insist that it hasn't been postponed? Now Rev. Alan Hall, and the church, just look ridiculous.
A murder could have taken place, the body buried, decomposed, exhumed, identified by DNA, match found, international manhunt concluded in Spain, suspect deported, trial taken place, and the convict on his second tube of toothpaste in prison, in the time it has taken to get this far in the disqualification of one United Church minister who did not even leave Scarborough.
And now it's postponed. Or, sorry, the dates they were holding have been changed. To dates not yet set. So not postponed., and totally not indefinitely postponed, so don't use those words. Just, postponed. For, um, an indefinite period of time.